To brighten up Monday: a joke!
> An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are 'snowbirds'
> in Texas. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
>
> Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears
> them home, walking proudly.
> He walks into the house and says to his wife:
>
> 'Notice anything different about me?'
>
> Bessie looks him over, 'Nope.'
>
> Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom,
> undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
>
> Again, he asks, a little louder this time,
> 'Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?'
>
> Bessie looks up and says, 'Sam, what's different?
> It's hanging down today,
> it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down
> again tomorrow.
>
> Furious, Sam yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S
> HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
> IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW
> BOOTS!! '
>
> To which Bessie replies, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Sam.
> Shoulda bought a hat.'
> in Texas. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
>
> Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears
> them home, walking proudly.
> He walks into the house and says to his wife:
>
> 'Notice anything different about me?'
>
> Bessie looks him over, 'Nope.'
>
> Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom,
> undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
>
> Again, he asks, a little louder this time,
> 'Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?'
>
> Bessie looks up and says, 'Sam, what's different?
> It's hanging down today,
> it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down
> again tomorrow.
>
> Furious, Sam yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S
> HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
> IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW
> BOOTS!! '
>
> To which Bessie replies, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Sam.
> Shoulda bought a hat.'
