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To Sleep Perchance to Dream...

MonkeyLuv Posted:

To Sleep Perchance to Dream...

Last night I dreamt of grapples. I cannot stress to you people enough how much this disturbs me.

Nov04LIBride was there, picking out grapples in her wedding dress in the Waldbaums in Oceanside. Naturally.

The grapples came in varying sizes, from about apple-sized to ginormous melon-sized. They sort of looked like purple onions. There were hundreds of them. Thousands. Pile upon pile of genetically engineered fruit.

I woke up in a cold sweat.

d@mn you LIW, d@mn you to heII...
wc0143 Posted:

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Now that's funny because when I think of a grape - I think green, yet they were purple like a red onion ... hmmmmm
nov04LIbride Posted:

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Oh I am so flattered. I AM the duchess of grapples, so it was appropriate that I be there. Ironically I have never been to the Waldbaum's in Oceanside (or Oceanside at all, come to think of it...).
wc0143 Posted:

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wc0143 Posted:

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Kids go wild over them, too!
This makes them a perfect snack at home, at school, or at sport functions. Their glowing expression will say it all... 'WOW! Pass me another one!”
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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PLUOT!!! APRIUM!!!

I'm getting really squicked by science-fruit... and about the Grapples (which I still pronounce as rhyming with apples) what a rip!! I could soak a brussel sprout in strawberry punch and call it a 'brusselberry'!
wc0143 Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

I could soak a brussel sprout in strawberry punch and call it a 'brusselberry'!




Kids will go wild for them, too!
wc0143 Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

I could soak a brussel sprout in strawberry punch and call it a 'brusselberry'!



I think I'm partial to 'strawsselout' anyway

MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Posted by wc0143




Posted by MonkeyLuv

I could soak a brussel sprout in strawberry punch and call it a 'brusselberry'!



I think I'm partial to 'strawsselout' anyway






rich in iron and perfect for shortcake!
nov04LIbride Posted:

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I forgot to ask, was I wearing my veil? Because I do enjoy perusing the produce aisles in my veil. And headpiece.

MonkeyLuv Posted:

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You did have your veil on!!! But it wasn't over your face, it was very casual and fly-away.

I mean you were just shopping for some grapples, no need for formality!
palebride Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

PLUOT!!! APRIUM!!!

I'm getting really squicked by science-fruit... and about the Grapples (which I still pronounce as rhyming with apples) what a rip!! I could soak a brussel sprout in strawberry punch and call it a 'brusselberry'!



I ask you all to please stop the silliness today - i am reading this while in a classroom, and shoudl really be inputting grades, but instead am reading LIW threads....so when I laugh outloud like that....people look....

and, i, too, pronounce a grapple as if it rhymed with apple....

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