Today at work

I got hit on.

When he dropped of his prescription I asked for his DOB like I do for every patient and he said X/X/1956, but I wish it was 1966 at least!

Dude. That owuld not have helped you, man. 54, 44, wouldn't really have mattered to me, specially since I'm wearing an engagement ring, bro. Some people are groooosssssss