FH leaves for Bach party weekend today FMIL .... what can I say being a FMIL - extra non bridal party guests added to RD, and busting my chops about my Bach party. I can't or rather dont want to tell my FH about FMIL driving me nuts because I want him to enjoy his weekend w/o being mad. Fitting this weekend - and I am expecting the dress to be well, snug is a good word. And I have a brutally honest seamstress. Getting over being really sick all last week My Mom MOH are both not available all afternoon no one to vent to.
I need some help, I need a major pick me up - and of course I cannot turn to any food to help. What would you do to turn your day around.
I am at work....... I have no motivation to do anything work related although if I throw myself into it that would probably help right? Still seems like a crappy way to cheer myself up.
BrideToBe24
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maybe this will help you smile....someone emailed this to me and it helped me...
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School, usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?' When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,' Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
The nun fainted...........
melisjoe
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So sorry you are feeling so bad - I felt that way yesterday - not sure work would make ya feel better - LOL Yesterday I just kept takin deep breaths - tried to make everyone go away - LOL
Hope you feel better
melisjoe
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Posted by BrideToBe24
The nun fainted...........
he he!!!!
JennysMOH
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maybe this will help you smile....someone emailed this to me and it helped me...
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School, usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?' When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,' Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
The nun fainted...........
LOL LMAO LOL LOL LOL
melissankurt07
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Posted by BrideToBe24
maybe this will help you smile....someone emailed this to me and it helped me...
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School, usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?' When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,' Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
The nun fainted...........
OMG... That is tooooooooooooo funny!!!!
Baxter1
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thanks for the joke lol .... you rock.
gpurple
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Keep e-mailing us
we will cheer you up!!!!!
can relate- ready to KILL FMIL
think of something that makes you smile...
BunnyBride
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That joke is hilarious! I hope that made you feel a bit better
