today's email forward =)
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You got to beware!!!! coz...
I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU...
I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND CONTROL YOU...
I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU GRUNT AND GROAN...
I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY...
I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I LEAVE YOU...
AND YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.
ALL MY LOVE,
NOW GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE TRENCHES>>>>>>FOR I AM SIMPLY >>>>
THE FLU !!!
GOT YOU!!!!- It was too good to resist
