Tonight is my company's Christmas party

M&S Sept12006 Posted: Dec 14, 2006 03:42 PM

Tonight is my company's Christmas party

any recommendations as to how NOT to act??????????

JanuaryBride06 Posted: Dec 14, 2006 03:42 PM

Re: Tonight is my company's Christmas party

I suggest that you wear a revealing outfit, get smashed, lose a shoe, fall and injure yourself.

superkat Posted: Dec 14, 2006 03:43 PM

Re: Tonight is my company's Christmas party

Posted by M&S Sept12006

any recommendations as to how NOT to act??????????

Don't act like yourself. That is the surest bet.

greenfreak Posted: Dec 14, 2006 03:43 PM

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Then take your sock filled with quarters, close your eyes and spin in circles.

M&S Sept12006 Posted: Dec 14, 2006 03:43 PM

Re: Tonight is my company's Christmas party

I look like a school girl...all prepped out with my button down and a vest...Im married for Chrissake...cant start dancing on bars like I used to...

M&S Sept12006 Posted: Dec 14, 2006 03:44 PM

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Posted by superkat

Posted by M&S Sept12006

any recommendations as to how NOT to act??????????

Don't act like yourself. That is the surest bet.

Great advice!

cindyandkevin Posted: Dec 14, 2006 03:45 PM

Re: Tonight is my company's Christmas party

My company party is tonight too!! Who'da thunk it?

Revealing outfit: check
Cute shoes: check
Hot date: check
Plans to get trashed: double check

itslaurie. Posted: Dec 14, 2006 03:45 PM

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mine too!

I dred it

M&S Sept12006 Posted: Dec 14, 2006 03:46 PM

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Tonight is the night I get to hear how horny everyone in the office really is!!!!!!!

JessicaM. Posted: Dec 14, 2006 03:46 PM

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

I look like a school girl...all prepped out with my button down and a vest...Im married for Chrissake...cant start dancing on bars like I used to...

perfect...tie up the shirt, hair in pig tails...such on a lollipop...get another promotion

M&S Sept12006 Posted: Dec 14, 2006 03:48 PM

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Posted by JessicaM.

Posted by M&S Sept12006

I look like a school girl...all prepped out with my button down and a vest...Im married for Chrissake...cant start dancing on bars like I used to...

perfect...tie up the shirt, hair in pig tails...such on a lollipop...get another promotion

Hmmm...one thing though...my boobs def look bigger in this vest so THATS a plus!

superkat Posted: Dec 14, 2006 03:48 PM

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

Tonight is the night I get to hear how horny everyone in the office really is!!!!!!!

Ugggh. Not pretty picture.

Naunie Posted: Dec 14, 2006 03:50 PM

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Here's a few pics from my company Xmas party.
DO:
Make nice with the IT guys and show off your fun 'Clipboad of Organization!!'. Act like Julie from the Love Boat. Squish arm flat against body so it looks gigantic.

DONT
Do this:

DO:
Make nice with the boss man, and some higher ups.

DONT:
Lick them.

DO:
Make conversation, and some new friends.

DONT:
Tell everyone there that the guy that works in the warehouse was your highschool boyfriend, athat you lost your virginity to.