Too good to be true
So I was walking over to buy my lunch. I saw this woman. This thing. This beauty. She was at LEAST 6 feet tall. Gorgeous legs. Gorgeous body. Amazing face. Tres chic. She was stunning without even trying.
I was walking behind her so I was able to see everyone's face as they approached her. She was stopping men in their tracks. They were drooling. Conversation would literally STOP as she walked by.
So we are walking the same direction and I decide to continue to follow her and enjoy the show. She is talking to a nobody looking guy who is obviously going to lunch with her. I decided to eavesdrop.
Gorgeous woman 'So look at my hair. I washed it last night and I didn't do anything with it. Hehehe. I guess this is how silly I look when I just wash and go!'
Dumbstruck man 'Uh, yeah. Cool'
GW 'Would you believe I actually ate a piece of pizza last night? It was my first in years and I feel SOOOO fat today. I think I need to barf'
DM 'Huh. Really. Did you have beer?'
GW 'Oh, as if. That would make my pores SOOO big. Did you see that new movie with Hugh Grant? It was such a let down. I thought it was going to be good'
DM 'Huh. That's too bad. I like beer'
-------
Ladies, this just goes to show you. There is no such thing as perfection. She was dumber than a box of rocks
I was walking behind her so I was able to see everyone's face as they approached her. She was stopping men in their tracks. They were drooling. Conversation would literally STOP as she walked by.
So we are walking the same direction and I decide to continue to follow her and enjoy the show. She is talking to a nobody looking guy who is obviously going to lunch with her. I decided to eavesdrop.
Gorgeous woman 'So look at my hair. I washed it last night and I didn't do anything with it. Hehehe. I guess this is how silly I look when I just wash and go!'
Dumbstruck man 'Uh, yeah. Cool'
GW 'Would you believe I actually ate a piece of pizza last night? It was my first in years and I feel SOOOO fat today. I think I need to barf'
DM 'Huh. Really. Did you have beer?'
GW 'Oh, as if. That would make my pores SOOO big. Did you see that new movie with Hugh Grant? It was such a let down. I thought it was going to be good'
DM 'Huh. That's too bad. I like beer'
-------
Ladies, this just goes to show you. There is no such thing as perfection. She was dumber than a box of rocks
