Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat


10. Gets winded purring

9. Instead of trying to run from dogs, sits on them

8. The Maury people call every damn hour

7. Ears perk up whenever you mention Wendy's Free Fixin's Bar

6. He used 8 lives on heart attacks

5. Cat carrier is a Ford Escort

4. Richard Simmons' cat staged intervention

3. Can only wear cute sweaters from the Big and Tall Kitty Shop

2. Litter box so huge, it has nude bathing section

1. Instead of 'meow' he says, 'mayo'

My cat definately!!!

Actually she only eats tuna if there is mayo in it (and DO NOT try to give her low-fat mayo, she will not eat it)

HAHAHAHHAAAA!!! That is hysterical - it will only eat the full fact mayo!!!

My cat has a big belly and people like to make fun of it! I feel bad though..

My cat is not fat - just big-boned!