ummmm i cant be the only one w/these guest stories

guest 1
- married yet living separately, sent RSVP no guest, txt me last night that they're getting back w/husband, pls add + 1

- married, i addressed to mr & mrs (wife's name) turns out the wife, is not the wife..but the sidepiece?!?!?

- married, crossed out wife's name on personalized rsvp card and added + guest?!??!?!

- single guest 'i got to let u know if i can go, need to find a date'

- 'my sister and i cant go if we cant bring our children' its not like i didnt give you 2 months notice to find a sitter....oh and I DONT EVEN KNOW U, YES URE MY COUSIN, BUT DISTANT COUSIN... WE'RE ONLY FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK.... KILL URSELF


VENT OVER

UGHHAHGHA;GHA;GHA;GHH@$%@)#($($(#



come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

sounds like you're having lots o' fun ... don't worry - it'll be over soon enough.

This is actually so bad that i am going to laugh. It is either that or cry for you.

1) these are all absolutely ridiculous. I dont know whether to laugh or cry for you.

2) dont feel so bad...my FMIL is tryign to reinvite those who already said no because she claims they have crazy wives who RSVPed no without consulting their husbands

Yikes. I have one guest that wants to bring a family member that I specifically did not invite as their date. WHen I said NO they said they probably wouldn't come

Folks tend to get real ballsy with the RSVPs! I posted a vent last night about someone catching feelings about not being able to bring his infant...ummm...just for that, I'm making sure your table is near the DJ. Call me what you want.

I can't get over the sidepiece mistaken for the wife!!!!! WHAAAAAAT!?!?

RSVP troublemakers can all kick rocks with open toed sandals on!