Vent of The Day...Dear_____

Dear Co-worker...
why must you always invite yourself to lunch? if we wanted you there we would extend the invite. Your conversations are harsh and sometimes just disgusting. You make me come back to work angry all the time
Vent Over
Jackie

stupid silly coworker that no one likes...

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Posted by CloudNine

please make me feel better and post your vents of the day!!

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I don't really have anything crazy to vent about. It is annoying that whenever someone walks into the office they forget to close the door behind them. If it was open when you walked in then please close it back.

No one has really really annoyed me yet today, but it's still early.

Sorry, I should have posted my vent here!! I will copy + paste lol.

Ughhh I need to vent!!!!! I have this one group of friends who annoy me so much. I love them and I love hanging out with them, but all the preparation that goes into hanging out drives me INSANE!!!

First of all, they are ALWAYS late which I CANNOT STAND! Like 20-40 minutes late!!! I have learned my lesson and I will actually show up to wherever we are going 15-30 minutes late, and I am still the first one there!!!!

But the thing that annoys me the most is they always want to hang out on weekdays because NONE OF THEM WORK. So I try to schedule these things early in the night, for like 6 or 7. But this is NEVER good for them!!! They always have to make it much later! And whatever time they say, I know it will be like 1 hour later than that because that's just how it goes. And I don't understand because what are they doing all day???? It's not like they are working! So why can they not hang out earlier??? It drives me INSANE! I am always the one who has to go out of my way, meanwhile I have a busy schedule and I actually have a job to go to the next morning! They want my FH to come out with us tonight too, which ***** even more because poor FH wakes up at 5AM.

UGHHH... I have been waiting for them to grow up and mature for years and it doesn't seem to be happening. I literally cannot comprehend why they are unable to move their oh so busy schedules around

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Posted by CloudNine

please make me feel better and post your vents of the day!!

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ok here is mine

Dear Mr. Carpet Installer -

Were you confused when I offered you a glass of ice tea? I assue you that was not an invitation into my pants and certainly NOT an invitation to send me creepy text messages. You are a married man with a child...please do not raise your children to think that stalking nice people is a good thing to do.

Thanks
Christine

Dear Crotchety Office Manager,

I know you are a miserable self-loathing woman, but do you have to take it out on my Mother? I'm sitting right here, I hear your nasty voice coming through her speakerphone and I hear all the nasty attitude you're giving her. She's been in this office 30 years, show her some d@mn respect!!

Also, if you could stop gossiping about me with the nasty receptionist at the front of the office, that would be great as well. The only reason I am nice to either of you is to keep the peace in the office. Otherwise I'd tell you old crotchety b!tches exactly what I think of you.

Sincerely,

The 'spoiled brat' with the 'immune deficiency syndrome'

Dear Left Earphone
Why dont you work!?!?!? I need to drown out the sound of my snarky office mates. Please start working again.
Love
Caitlin

Dear intership supervisor....

no one likes you, not even your employees. Maybe you should take that as a sign to retire!!

please run far far away from me...your ruining my life!!

love Jill

Dear Ex-wife,

When will you grow up and start being a mother to your son? Why must we always step up and be the responsible ones because you are too busy leading your life and having a blast on our dime? When will you realize taking your son to the mall to watch you shop for clothes is not 'quality time' and buying him toys does not make you a 'damn good mother'? When will you make your son a priority instead of everything else in your life? Stop being selfish, grow up and act your age....not the 25 you've told your son and probably new fiance (this is her 3rd in 4 years) but the 38 you actually are. I'll end the vent now as this could turn into pages.

dear sister in law..

Please stop lieing.you know my cellphone number. dont tell my brother i didnt know who was calling..sorry if the truth hurts..no one can be tired all day even when im taking care of your kids while ur inside sleeping!!!...get over urself..the truth hurts and it wouldnt of hurt you if u knew it wasnt true-
from someone who speaks the truth!

Dear everybody kiss my grits lick my azz gotta love eminem

dear...i cannot say who just in case anyone sees this...

grrrrrr to you!!!!!!

Dear coworker:

Thank you for being supportive of the fact I am on Weight Watchers. But could you please stop saying 'are you allowed to be eating that' every freakin' time I have something other than fruit and salad. yes, I am allowed to have some starbursts and I am writing the 4 points in my food tracker right now. Yes, I am allowed to have hershey kisses and I wrote those in my food tracker too.

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Posted by CloudNine

see girls...dont you feel better now? i love venting

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no not yet

Dear Frenemies,

Stop pretending to be friendly when in reality I know you have no intention of being the kind friends that we once were. Our college days together are long gone, as our friendships are too. Once you introduce me as a previous tenant rather than a friend or coworker, you wrote yourself out of my life. And to the d!ck rider that you call your 'bff', that you go on vacation with all the time, grow up. No one wants to hear your drama saga that is your life anymore. Be a woman and take care of your issues head on instead of whining about them. And oh yea, stop licking the other ones *** and maybe be a human being for once.

Sincerely,
your frenemy

Dear Co-Worker,

Stop asking me how much I spend on things, and then proceed to tell me how ridiculous you think it is! THEN you get annoyed when I say 'I'm not comfortable discussing it'.!!

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Posted by Sweetie51804

dear sister in law..

Please stop lieing.you know my cellphone number. dont tell my brother i didnt know who was calling..sorry if the truth hurts..no one can be tired all day even when im taking care of your kids while ur inside sleeping!!!...get over urself..the truth hurts and it wouldnt of hurt you if u knew it wasnt true-
from someone who speaks the truth!

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Is her name Christina?? LOL