Vent of The Day...Dear_____

no but preety close.lol

Dear FMIL,

I already know that your daughter (my MOH and FSIL) told you that 'proper etiquette' says you're supposed to wait until MY mother buys her dress. And maybe it's silly...but really, really you should probably wait to go dress shopping for yourself until AFTER I go dress shopping for me and the bridesmaids. And calling up MY own mother to tell her of your shopping plans...just a little tacky.

Dear Ruth Bader,

I found it retarded that you will not let us go home early tomorrow a day before a very important weekend. I guess its ok that your off for the day. Oh and please stop looking at your watch while I am on lunch still even though it says 2pm. I do not find it appropriate that you watch over me like im a 5 year old. Give me more work to do and I would not look so freckin bored all day. Plus we all feel like we work in a prison cell sometimes.


Thank You!

Dear sister,

just because we were born into the same family it doesn't mean that I have to automatically like you. I have stopped putting effort into our relationship after many years of giving you a second, third, forth.... trillionth chance to do the same. If you are mad about this, do NOT expect me to make the first move in repairing this relationship!



Venting is good, just wish I could continue to yell at her instead and have her actually understand what I was saying.

Dear coworker,

thank you for leaving at 5:45 tonight and proceed to tell me that 2 jobs HAD to be paired together after you saw me working on the 1 all freakin day. thank you for NOT offering to help me and being a lazy son of a b!tch.

you know, you really should've been canned a while ago when you were supposed to and i should have your job now.

oh, and thanks for letting me leave at 7:30 tonight when you know i had dinner plans. that was freakin stupendous. i hope you had a great evening.

your humble servant,

Al

Dear_____________fam member(going to take down cuz u KNOW theres lurkers)

I knew u werent going to acknowledge my engagement from the moment u snatched my hand thinking the ring i was wearing was an ering 2 yrs ago and ur bf and my fh looked at u like u were a raging jealous psycho bish. 'omg u bish ur engaged?!' umm no...im not..

FAST FORWARD to FEB.. im engaged. put it on my fb. ur parents knew, ur 2 bffs 4 lyfe knew and even congratulated me. did u? NOPE. but that was expected.

Fast fwd to yesterday.. 'hey so did u knwo im engaged?' her: 'uhm NOO! u BISH! u didnt EFFIN TELL ME! u dont have the deency to tell me!?'

me: uhmmits been on my fb. your parents didnt tell u? thats strange,

(since u know EVERYONES business and i know u lurk, its normal. but whatever, no big deal.)

FAST FWD to TODAY

Text message : so am i a bm?
my response : 'no'

Always trying to find the good in people but this time theres no excuse,

Barbara

Dear FMIL

While I do appreciate how much you love and support your family, children, and grandchildren, please do not tell me that 7:00 pm is too late for the wedding to begin. I understand that 'the babies will be tired' but 'the babies' can go to sleep. I do not have babies and I will not get married before sunset because 'the babies' have a schedule.

Love,
No babies!