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WAKE UP LADIES!!!!!! SEXTION OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!

PazzaRagazza Posted:

WAKE UP LADIES!!!!!! SEXTION OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!

1. Last time you did it

2. most awkard moment ever


Spill the beans and liven it up....
PazzaRagazza Posted:

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1. Last week :( it sux not livivng with FH

2. When we 'lost' the condom...

love you guys!!!!
HeatherLynna Posted:

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....Friday

... and most awkward/funny I would say was when just recently our puppy decided to jump on the bed with us.
JLWSJC Posted:

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1. Saturday
ETA: Not a fan of the Trojan Fire and Ice condoms, btw. Meh.

2. When my ex got mad that his sheets got dirty after I told him 728798 I had my period and didn't want to do anything and he talked me into it and then acted surprised when there was a mess. DUH! No wonder he's an ex.
FutureJOC Posted:

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last night

most awkward moment would have to be when my mom caught me and an ex doing it in my room when she came home early. She never addressed but we all know she saw and worst yet - when we went downstairs she had made us dinner and made us sit down with her and eat and hardly anyone talked...
SoonToBeMrsFox Posted:

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Posted by FutureJOC

last night

most awkward moment would have to be when my mom caught me and an ex doing it in my room when she came home early. She never addressed but we all know she saw and worst yet - when we went downstairs she had made us dinner and made us sit down with her and eat and hardly anyone talked...



hahaha.. awkwardddd
PazzaRagazza Posted:

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Posted by FutureJOC

last night

most awkward moment would have to be when my mom caught me and an ex doing it in my room when she came home early. She never addressed but we all know she saw and worst yet - when we went downstairs she had made us dinner and made us sit down with her and eat and hardly anyone talked...



oh man!!!!!! FH's dad caught us i laughed and cried the whole night!!!!! LOL i feel your pain -- but i made losing the condom my most awkward moment cause it was our FIRST TIME together :)
HeatherLynna Posted:

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Posted by FutureJOC

last night

most awkward moment would have to be when my mom caught me and an ex doing it in my room when she came home early. She never addressed but we all know she saw and worst yet - when we went downstairs she had made us dinner and made us sit down with her and eat and hardly anyone talked...




Ughhhhhhhhh so awkward!!!!
xoabxo Posted:

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Posted by PazzaRagazza

1. Last time you did it

2. most awkard moment ever


Spill the beans and liven it up....



1. The night before last.

2. the time we were doing it in the living room and his dad came out and i couldn't get my pants on quick enough so i sat at the table so FFIL couldn't see... FFIL came in and asked what we were doing sitting in the dark FH told him just talking ...well FFIL turned on the lights got him self some cookies and milk and sat at the table with us so i sat at the table with FFIL with no pants or undies on just Nakedness under the table

the best part... FH told FFIL what happened the next day AWKWARD!!!
MissingLI Posted:

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1. Monday night
2. Probably something to do with the dog. Can't think of anything too terrible thankfully.
PazzaRagazza Posted:

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Posted by xoabxo


Posted by PazzaRagazza

1. Last time you did it

2. most awkard moment ever


Spill the beans and liven it up....



1. The night before last.

2. the time we were doing it in the living room and his dad came out and i couldn't get my pants on quick enough so i sat at the table so FFIL couldn't see... FFIL came in and asked what we were doing sitting in the dark FH told him just talking ...well FFIL turned on the lights got him self some cookies and milk and sat at the table with us so i sat at the table with FFIL with no pants or undies on just Nakedness under the table

the best part... FH told FFIL what happened the next day AWKWARD!!!



EFFING LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!! im dying
SoonToBeMrsFox Posted:

Re: WAKE UP LADIES!!!!!! SEXTION OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!


Posted by xoabxo


Posted by PazzaRagazza

1. Last time you did it

2. most awkard moment ever


Spill the beans and liven it up....



1. The night before last.

2. the time we were doing it in the living room and his dad came out and i couldn't get my pants on quick enough so i sat at the table so FFIL couldn't see... FFIL came in and asked what we were doing sitting in the dark FH told him just talking ...well FFIL turned on the lights got him self some cookies and milk and sat at the table with us so i sat at the table with FFIL with no pants or undies on just Nakedness under the table

the best part... FH told FFIL what happened the next day AWKWARD!!!



omg, that's hysterical! i'm crying over here from these funny stories
PazzaRagazza Posted:

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lameeeee guys you're letting this die... come on

Moonmist09 Posted:

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last night
we had a 'oh-no-i-lost-the-condom-moment'
TMI - alert, like it was so far up in my that i couldn't reach it to get it out. i was freaking out thinking i would have to go to the ER to get it taken out and then what would i tell me parents! luckily, my FH is an inventive man and we got it out. i don't even know why we were using a condom since i am on the pill. we have never used one since.
Jsquared Posted:

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Posted by xoabxo


Posted by PazzaRagazza

1. Last time you did it

2. most awkard moment ever


Spill the beans and liven it up....



1. The night before last.

2. the time we were doing it in the living room and his dad came out and i couldn't get my pants on quick enough so i sat at the table so FFIL couldn't see... FFIL came in and asked what we were doing sitting in the dark FH told him just talking ...well FFIL turned on the lights got him self some cookies and milk and sat at the table with us so i sat at the table with FFIL with no pants or undies on just Nakedness under the table

the best part... FH told FFIL what happened the next day AWKWARD!!!





AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You kill me.

I would have killllllled FH!!!!!!!!!
HeatherLynna Posted:

Re: WAKE UP LADIES!!!!!! SEXTION OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!


Posted by xoabxo


Posted by PazzaRagazza

1. Last time you did it

2. most awkard moment ever


Spill the beans and liven it up....



1. The night before last.

2. the time we were doing it in the living room and his dad came out and i couldn't get my pants on quick enough so i sat at the table so FFIL couldn't see... FFIL came in and asked what we were doing sitting in the dark FH told him just talking ...well FFIL turned on the lights got him self some cookies and milk and sat at the table with us so i sat at the table with FFIL with no pants or undies on just Nakedness under the table

the best part... FH told FFIL what happened the next day AWKWARD!!!




Ohhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! I was NEVER walked in on with FH ever.. and I am SO thankful for that.
evita2781 Posted:

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Saturday in the shower

we lost the condom too at one point
amandamichael Posted:

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Posted by HEATHERLYNNA


Posted by xoabxo


Posted by PazzaRagazza

1. Last time you did it

2. most awkard moment ever


Spill the beans and liven it up....



1. The night before last.

2. the time we were doing it in the living room and his dad came out and i couldn't get my pants on quick enough so i sat at the table so FFIL couldn't see... FFIL came in and asked what we were doing sitting in the dark FH told him just talking ...well FFIL turned on the lights got him self some cookies and milk and sat at the table with us so i sat at the table with FFIL with no pants or undies on just Nakedness under the table

the best part... FH told FFIL what happened the next day AWKWARD!!!




Ohhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! I was NEVER walked in on with FH ever.. and I am SO thankful for that.




an exs sister walked in on me and my x--- completed naked, instead of running and screaming, she sat there for a second, it hink she was like 10
i was mortified to see his parents after that

terrribleeeeee

but, ahhh, i got over it, she mustta liked looking at my butt in the air
HeatherLynna Posted:

Re: WAKE UP LADIES!!!!!! SEXTION OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!


Posted by amandamichael


Posted by HEATHERLYNNA


Posted by xoabxo


Posted by PazzaRagazza

1. Last time you did it

2. most awkard moment ever


Spill the beans and liven it up....



1. The night before last.

2. the time we were doing it in the living room and his dad came out and i couldn't get my pants on quick enough so i sat at the table so FFIL couldn't see... FFIL came in and asked what we were doing sitting in the dark FH told him just talking ...well FFIL turned on the lights got him self some cookies and milk and sat at the table with us so i sat at the table with FFIL with no pants or undies on just Nakedness under the table

the best part... FH told FFIL what happened the next day AWKWARD!!!




Ohhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! I was NEVER walked in on with FH ever.. and I am SO thankful for that.




an exs sister walked in on me and my x--- completed naked, instead of running and screaming, she sat there for a second, it hink she was like 10
i was mortified to see his parents after that

terrribleeeeee

but, ahhh, i got over it, she mustta liked looking at my butt in the air




hahahahhahaaha!!!!

FH and I don't really have too many awkwards. I was just thinking of an ex story from a LONG time ago though! We weren't having sex, just fooling around on my bed, and my dad I guess either was trying to check up on us(high school fun) or just came up the stairs really slowly- so slowly that I didn't hear at all. He was walking towards the bathroom which was right past my room, but looking in my room- saw us- and BANGED his head on an open closet door in the hallway!!!!! It was SO weird though because he continued into the bathroom and we NEVER said anything about it EVER.
mybabylovesmoi Posted:

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these are awesome

I think the most awkward moment still for me is when my EX tried to incorporate my love of peanut butter by slathering it on his nether region.

It was NOT a turn on to have something even remotely resembling poop down there

TMI alert: it was chunky PB which made it even WORSE!!!

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