Re: WAKE UP LADIES!!!!!! SEXTION OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!
Posted by FutureMrsPanuch
1) monday night
2) a couple of weeks ago while we were having A LOT of fun... my lovely puppy decided to bite FHs butt and then tried to get in the middle.... she is now forced out of the room when sexy time is going to happen
This is something I fear with our dog!!!!!! Thank God he hasn't tried to get in on the action!
Anney I almost died with your story - chunky peanut butter?!?!?!?!
mybabylovesmoi
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okay, you girls are clearly dying for more details.
I tried to be a good sport about it but I was gagging. It literally sticks to the roof of your mouth
Finally I just stopped and said 'Sorry, i can't do this/'
My ex says 'you're just going to leave me like this?'
lolll so he went to shower and came back a LOOOOG time later and says 'it was a pain to get off!'
YOU'RE TELLING ME?!
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Posted by mybabylovesmoi
okay, you girls are clearly dying for more details.
I tried to be a good sport about it but I was gagging. It literally sticks to the roof of your mouth
Finally I just stopped and said 'Sorry, i can't do this/'
My ex says 'you're just going to leave me like this?'
lolll so he went to shower and came back a LOOOOG time later and says 'it was a pain to get off!'
YOU'RE TELLING ME?!
OMG that is too much! I could imagine it not being very easy to deal with. I mean I love a spoonful of PB but not a penis ful!!!!!
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Posted by mybabylovesmoi
okay, you girls are clearly dying for more details.
I tried to be a good sport about it but I was gagging. It literally sticks to the roof of your mouth
Finally I just stopped and said 'Sorry, i can't do this/'
My ex says 'you're just going to leave me like this?'
lolll so he went to shower and came back a LOOOOG time later and says 'it was a pain to get off!'
YOU'RE TELLING ME?!
thank you for this !!!! it made my day!!!!!
ETA:
I think we may nickname you chunky :)
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Posted by HEATHERLYNNA
....Friday
... and most awkward/funny I would say was when just recently our puppy decided to jump on the bed with us.
sunday
and I agree when we first got our dog he used to stare at us when we did the nasty and FH was just like its finee its fine and im like ahh!!!! hahaha
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Posted by PazzaRagazza
ETA:
I think we may nickname you chunky :)
not hot can't I be like Skippy or JIF?
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These are all hilarious!
Friday
At this point I'm pretty open and relaxed about sex so anything funny that happens is just a laugh, and I've only nearly had someone walk in on me..... but I do remember how embarrassing it used to be if I happened to 'queef' during. I used to want to die!!
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Posted by MrsTarricone2B
Posted by mybabylovesmoi
okay, you girls are clearly dying for more details.
I tried to be a good sport about it but I was gagging. It literally sticks to the roof of your mouth
Finally I just stopped and said 'Sorry, i can't do this/'
My ex says 'you're just going to leave me like this?'
lolll so he went to shower and came back a LOOOOG time later and says 'it was a pain to get off!'
YOU'RE TELLING ME?!
OMG that is too much! I could imagine it not being very easy to deal with. I mean I love a spoonful of PB but not a penis ful!!!!!
hahahaha
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Posted by mybabylovesmoi
Posted by PazzaRagazza
ETA:
I think we may nickname you chunky :)
not hot can't I be like Skippy or JIF?
Skippy is cute
PazzaRagazza
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Posted by Andelano
Posted by mybabylovesmoi
Posted by PazzaRagazza
ETA:
I think we may nickname you chunky :)
not hot can't I be like Skippy or JIF?
Skippy is cute
ok fine fine we can do skippy!!!!!
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omg
i dont know whats more funny...the PB or the no pants at the table!!!! LMAO
1. last night
2. i was giving him 'road head' once and when i picked my head up there was an SUV next to us and ummm yeah, the driver totally put 2 & 2 together lololol
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omg i'm literally cracking up
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Posted by PazzaRagazza
1. Last time you did it
2. most awkard moment ever
Spill the beans and liven it up....
1. The night before last.
2. the time we were doing it in the living room and his dad came out and i couldn't get my pants on quick enough so i sat at the table so FFIL couldn't see... FFIL came in and asked what we were doing sitting in the dark FH told him just talking ...well FFIL turned on the lights got him self some cookies and milk and sat at the table with us so i sat at the table with FFIL with no pants or undies on just Nakedness under the table
the best part... FH told FFIL what happened the next day AWKWARD!!! [/QUOTE
Priceless. I am just picturing you guys sitting there chatting, eating cookies and drinking milk with no underwears on
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-last night -most awkward moment besides this moment where I tell the story? Ok first tmi: when we have sex we make a huge mess... Can't help it. Don't know why or how it happens just does.
Fh and I had just finished up and his brother and gf come in fhs appartment and I wasn't dressed so I dodged for the bathroom and you hear fbils gf scream and say omg! What happened to the bed?! Fh proudly announces 'that's what dawn does. Be jealous its like what they do in pornos!'
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1. last week - ugh.
2. when his mom caught us. woof. guess it worked out in the end...
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Sunday Night
And the most embarrassing was when Fh Dog took the condom out of the garbage and was walking down the stairs with it thank god his brother noticed HIM Before his parent did
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Posted by JennylovesStephen
Sunday Night
And the most embarrassing was when Fh Dog took the condom out of the garbage and was walking down the stairs with it thank god his brother noticed HIM Before his parent did
hahahahahaha Jenny, too funny! Gotta love the doggies!
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Posted by JennylovesStephen
Sunday Night
And the most embarrassing was when Fh Dog took the condom out of the garbage and was walking down the stairs with it thank god his brother noticed HIM Before his parent did
hahahahahaha Jenny, too funny! Gotta love the doggies!
Yea he brother was pissed cause he had to get it from him LMAO
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Posted by HEATHERLYNNA
Posted by JennylovesStephen
Sunday Night
And the most embarrassing was when Fh Dog took the condom out of the garbage and was walking down the stairs with it thank god his brother noticed HIM Before his parent did
hahahahahaha Jenny, too funny! Gotta love the doggies!
Yea he brother was pissed cause he had to get it from him LMAO
hahahahahaha!!!
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got caught in the park by the cops with the shining lights and everything. .... nuff said.
