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WAKE UP LADIES!!!!!! SEXTION OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!

Original post by PazzaRagazza

1. Last time you did it

2. most awkard moment ever


Spill the beans and liven it up....
HeatherLynna Posted:

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Posted by angelatp

got caught in the park by the cops with the shining lights and everything. .... nuff said.



Oh my God!!!! That happened to me once too!!!! The cop came over to the car and shined his light on me while I was nude!!! REALLY?!?!?!
cMm2011 Posted:

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Last week

and i cant think of anything awkward except for my cats never leaving the bed and wanting to lay on my head during sex!!!! what the eff is that?

anddd we can even lock them out bc for some reason our bedroom door doesnt close properly
very weird/annoying
HeatherLynna Posted:

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Posted by cMm2011

Last week

and i cant think of anything awkward except for my cats never leaving the bed and wanting to lay on my head during sex!!!! what the eff is that?

anddd we can even lock them out bc for some reason our bedroom door doesnt close properly
very weird/annoying



hahahahahaha!!!!
kshea23 Posted:

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1. last night


2. most akward moment EVER was when FH and I had sex for the first time. It was late at night, and he suggested I sleep over since we both had work together in the morning. So I did. We were in the middle of bow chicka wow wow when I knocked over his soda on the table next to the bed with my pillow. The soda got on his cell phone, and his phone went crazy and decided to call the last person her called. WHICH WAS HIS MOTHER!!!!!

A few minutes later she screams downstairs and asks why he was calling her. When we realized what happened, I checked the phone and it was already up to 3 minutes. His mother was listening to us for 3 freakin minutes!!!!!!!!!!
HeatherLynna Posted:

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Posted by kshea23

1. last night


2. most akward moment EVER was when FH and I had sex for the first time. It was late at night, and he suggested I sleep over since we both had work together in the morning. So I did. We were in the middle of bow chicka wow wow when I knocked over his soda on the table next to the bed with my pillow. The soda got on his cell phone, and his phone went crazy and decided to call the last person her called. WHICH WAS HIS MOTHER!!!!!

A few minutes later she screams downstairs and asks why he was calling her. When we realized what happened, I checked the phone and it was already up to 3 minutes. His mother was listening to us for 3 freakin minutes!!!!!!!!!!




oh.... my.... GOD!!!! THAT IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!
kshea23 Posted:

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Posted by HEATHERLYNNA


Posted by kshea23

1. last night


2. most akward moment EVER was when FH and I had sex for the first time. It was late at night, and he suggested I sleep over since we both had work together in the morning. So I did. We were in the middle of bow chicka wow wow when I knocked over his soda on the table next to the bed with my pillow. The soda got on his cell phone, and his phone went crazy and decided to call the last person her called. WHICH WAS HIS MOTHER!!!!!

A few minutes later she screams downstairs and asks why he was calling her. When we realized what happened, I checked the phone and it was already up to 3 minutes. His mother was listening to us for 3 freakin minutes!!!!!!!!!!




oh.... my.... GOD!!!! THAT IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!




yeah it was bad. At the time, I hadn't even met her yet. I tried to sneak into his car the next morning, but she caught me. All I could think about was her hearing how good her son is in bed!!!!!!!!! SOOOO WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LaBellaVita622 Posted:

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Posted by PazzaRagazza

1. Last time you did it

2. most awkard moment ever


Spill the beans and liven it up....



1. The night before last.

2. the time we were doing it in the living room and his dad came out and i couldn't get my pants on quick enough so i sat at the table so FFIL couldn't see... FFIL came in and asked what we were doing sitting in the dark FH told him just talking ...well FFIL turned on the lights got him self some cookies and milk and sat at the table with us so i sat at the table with FFIL with no pants or undies on just Nakedness under the table

the best part... FH told FFIL what happened the next day AWKWARD!!!



omgg lol I laughed until I read he told him!! I'd be freaking out during that wow!! lol
LaBellaVita622 Posted:

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

these are awesome

I think the most awkward moment still for me is when my EX tried to incorporate my love of peanut butter by slathering it on his nether region.

It was NOT a turn on to have something even remotely resembling poop down there

TMI alert: it was chunky PB which made it even WORSE!!!



omg I'm hysterical!! FH thinks I'm nuts because I'm laughing to myself!!
PazzaRagazza Posted:

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you guys are killing me!!! Best Sextion of the day yet!!!!!!

bebita0830 Posted:

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Sextion questions are def the best ones!!!!

-Last night

-ackward moment? trying to do a kamasutra position...LMAO!!!!

keep sextion questions coming...luv them!!!
bebita0830 Posted:

Re: WAKE UP LADIES!!!!!! SEXTION OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!


Posted by HEATHERLYNNA


Posted by angelatp

got caught in the park by the cops with the shining lights and everything. .... nuff said.



Oh my God!!!! That happened to me once too!!!! The cop came over to the car and shined his light on me while I was nude!!! REALLY?!?!?!



I guess there r some nice cops out there 'cause it happened to me too!!!!! I guess they understand a couple's sex urge!!!
HeatherLynna Posted:

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Posted by bebita0830

Sextion questions are def the best ones!!!!

-Last night

-ackward moment? trying to do a kamasutra position...LMAO!!!!

keep sextion questions coming...luv them!!!




hahaahhaa that's great!! Oh and I agree- keep them coming Liz!
FutureJOC Posted:

Re: WAKE UP LADIES!!!!!! SEXTION OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!


Posted by mybabylovesmoi


I think the most awkward moment still for me is when my EX tried to incorporate my love of peanut butter by slathering it on his nether region.

It was NOT a turn on to have something even remotely resembling poop down there

TMI alert: it was chunky PB which made it even WORSE!!!



Sweet jesus I did not see this yesterday!!!



EDIT: I sure hope the dog was not around otherwise things might have gotten ugly!
evita2781 Posted:

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Posted by FutureJOC


Posted by mybabylovesmoi


I think the most awkward moment still for me is when my EX tried to incorporate my love of peanut butter by slathering it on his nether region.

It was NOT a turn on to have something even remotely resembling poop down there

TMI alert: it was chunky PB which made it even WORSE!!!



Sweet jesus I did not see this yesterday!!!



EDIT: I sure hope the dog was not around otherwise things might have gotten ugly!




nutley would've been having some peanutty butter nuts!!
mybabylovesmoi Posted:

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Posted by evita2781


Posted by FutureJOC


Posted by mybabylovesmoi


I think the most awkward moment still for me is when my EX tried to incorporate my love of peanut butter by slathering it on his nether region.

It was NOT a turn on to have something even remotely resembling poop down there

TMI alert: it was chunky PB which made it even WORSE!!!



Sweet jesus I did not see this yesterday!!!



EDIT: I sure hope the dog was not around otherwise things might have gotten ugly!




nutley would've been having some peanutty butter nuts!!





Nooo, nutley and goober (chocolate covered peanuts) weren't even born when I was dating my ex

now that I look at my dog's names, I do seem to have an infatuation with nuts and nut products
xoabxo Posted:

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Posted by bebita0830


Posted by HEATHERLYNNA


Posted by angelatp

got caught in the park by the cops with the shining lights and everything. .... nuff said.



Oh my God!!!! That happened to me once too!!!! The cop came over to the car and shined his light on me while I was nude!!! REALLY?!?!?!



I guess there r some nice cops out there 'cause it happened to me too!!!!! I guess they understand a couple's sex urge!!!



my friend got a ticket for that ... indecent exposure she had to go to court
evita2781 Posted:

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi


Posted by evita2781


Posted by FutureJOC


Posted by mybabylovesmoi


I think the most awkward moment still for me is when my EX tried to incorporate my love of peanut butter by slathering it on his nether region.

It was NOT a turn on to have something even remotely resembling poop down there

TMI alert: it was chunky PB which made it even WORSE!!!



Sweet jesus I did not see this yesterday!!!



EDIT: I sure hope the dog was not around otherwise things might have gotten ugly!




nutley would've been having some peanutty butter nuts!!





Nooo, nutley and goober (chocolate covered peanuts) weren't even born when I was dating my ex

now that I look at my dog's names, I do seem to have an infatuation with nuts and nut products




so cute that your dogs have nutty names!
FutureJOC Posted:

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi



Nooo, nutley and goober (chocolate covered peanuts) weren't even born when I was dating my ex

now that I look at my dog's names, I do seem to have an infatuation with nuts and nut products



Chelechel1 Posted:

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1. Last night
2. Can't think of one, maybe there were some during the beginning of the relationship.
allornil Posted:

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1 - 2 nights ago

2 - I dont know if Ive had any really embarrassing things w FH. Maybe when we went to him mom's house after he was living w me for a while and had sex in his old bedroom and his Mom kept yelling Anthony! Does Amy want spaghetti? NO! Shut up!

lol

but Ive had a bunch of embarrassing things w exes. I felt out of a car once while having sex...naked...on the concrete...in the rain. yeah..ow!

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