Wedding Readings

That are unique and funny!

Anybody got some?

so far I've got:

Love by Roy Croft
To Love is Not to Possess by James Kavanaugh
It's You I Like by Mr. (Fred) Rogers
From 'The Velveteen Rabbit' by Marjory Williams
Oh the Places You’ll Go' by Dr Seuss
To My Valentine by Odgen Nash
He Never Leaves the Seat Up by Pam Ayres
Falling in Love is Like Owning a Dog by Taylor Mali
Yes I´ll Marry You - Pam Ayres

Anyone have any to add? I hope FH like at least one of these!

PS- do not add 'I like you' because we just went to a wedding where they read that!