weird first dates

ok so I'm sitting here eating my 100000000000 calorie lunch and I need do something! I'm bored.

Anyone have any weird or disastrous first dates?

I once met a guy at a diner for coffee. He was gorgeous.

Within 5 mins, he had ordered exactly what i did (coffee and a diet coke), told me that he loved me...and whipped out a photo...and said...

'This is me when I came out of the coma.'

yeah...never had that 2nd date.

OMG that's crazy!!

OMG!!!! WOW!!!!

Umm one time i met a guy for a first date at the mall and he introduced himself as _______ i forgot his name and then said: but my friends call me the jack hammer because that's how hard and fast i f.....

i ran away.

fast.

OMG the winner for me by far

One of those army guys in Penn Station hit on me. I was late for a train and gave him my number (hey, I'm serving my country!).

Anyway, he calls and we chat a bit and make plans to meet. I meet him and he looks SOOOO diff, aka BAD out of uniform. I have my suspicions that he is bout 15-20 years older. Wearing like a really weird Cosby sweater.

We go to applebees (HATE APPLEBEES!). He talks about his JUICER on and on and on. I'm so bored and gobble my food. We finish less than an hour. Hey, it's Applebees.

We go outside and I feel bad that I want to end it after an hour so I suggest a movie nextdoor (I won't have to talk to him!) and he says,

'No, no, I try to avoid places that are too crowded. Terrorists target crowded places'

I kid you not.

He then says we can watch movies at his place and rambles a list of movies he has. No thanks.

I made up a lame excuse about getting home (it was 7:30 lol) and he says 'wait! I brought something for you.'

We go to his car and he gives me an ARMY calendar and I love ARMY magnet. \

Also, it was pouring that day so he gave me his umbrella, which was a pretty cool one.

YIKES, I had to avoid his calls for weeks...AND PENN STATION!!!

Okay, lol, I have a few but want to break them up in posts so they won't be too long.

Another time, in college, my friend was dating someone who kept on pushing his korean friend on me because I'm korean so obviously we'd fall in love and have dozens of korean babies.

The kid gives his friend my screenname and 'Bob' im's me and I am trapped like a mouse by a Korean cat.

I chat with him and he seems nice and normal at least. I give him a chance and we meet up and totally not my type.

He says 'Sorry, it's a little late but I got you something' My birthday was like the week before but who the f cares??? I don't know you!

It was a jewelry box and I thought he was a psycho ready to propose.

It was a hersey kiss silver charm on a chain.

TOTALLY scared me offff!!! Then he wanted to visit me in college so he could see his friend too but stay in MY ROOM!

eta: AHAHAH I found a pic of it!

HAHAHA...

Mine was...a Match. com date

We met at a local bar for a drink...and he took out some hand painted figurines from his pocket and began to introduce me to each of his 'friends'. IT WAS SOOO AWKWARD!



He literally was having them be a part of our conversation. OMG

I enjoyed 1 drink...then bolted...

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Posted by Gaby8

HAHAHA...

Mine was...a Match. com date

We met at a local bar for a drink...and he took out some hand painted figurines from his pocket and began to introduce me to each of his 'friends'. IT WAS SOOO AWKWARD!



He literally was having them be a part of our conversation. OMG

I enjoyed 1 drink...then bolted...

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nightmare!!!

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Posted by SoonToBeMrsONeill

OMG!!!! WOW!!!!

Umm one time i met a guy for a first date at the mall and he introduced himself as _______ i forgot his name and then said: but my friends call me the jack hammer because that's how hard and fast i f.....

i ran away.

fast.

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that's horrible!! i would've out in a heart beat!!!

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Posted by Gaby8

HAHAHA...

Mine was...a Match. com date

We met at a local bar for a drink...and he took out some hand painted figurines from his pocket and began to introduce me to each of his 'friends'. IT WAS SOOO AWKWARD!



He literally was having them be a part of our conversation. OMG

I enjoyed 1 drink...then bolted...

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WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF you poor thing! i would have just walked away

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

OMG the winner for me by far

One of those army guys in Penn Station hit on me. I was late for a train and gave him my number (hey, I'm serving my country!).

Anyway, he calls and we chat a bit and make plans to meet. I meet him and he looks SOOOO diff, aka BAD out of uniform. I have my suspicions that he is bout 15-20 years older. Wearing like a really weird Cosby sweater.

We go to applebees (HATE APPLEBEES!). He talks about his JUICER on and on and on. I'm so bored and gobble my food. We finish less than an hour. Hey, it's Applebees.

We go outside and I feel bad that I want to end it after an hour so I suggest a movie nextdoor (I won't have to talk to him!) and he says,

'No, no, I try to avoid places that are too crowded. Terrorists target crowded places'

I kid you not.

He then says we can watch movies at his place and rambles a list of movies he has. No thanks.

I made up a lame excuse about getting home (it was 7:30 lol) and he says 'wait! I brought something for you.'

We go to his car and he gives me an ARMY calendar and I love ARMY magnet. \

Also, it was pouring that day so he gave me his umbrella, which was a pretty cool one.

YIKES, I had to avoid his calls for weeks...AND PENN STATION!!!

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oh wow... but you got a calendar... and magnet... and umbrella... he spoiled you

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

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Posted by Gaby8

HAHAHA...

Mine was...a Match. com date

We met at a local bar for a drink...and he took out some hand painted figurines from his pocket and began to introduce me to each of his 'friends'. IT WAS SOOO AWKWARD!



He literally was having them be a part of our conversation. OMG

I enjoyed 1 drink...then bolted...

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nightmare!!!

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hahahahhaa! come on. that's freaking HILARIOUS! Like movie hilarious, bc it didn't happen to me.

These are hilarious!!! Keep 'em coming!!!

OMG these are good, but I have the best one!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by SoonToBeMrsONeill

oh wow... but you got a calendar... and magnet... and umbrella... he spoiled you

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You;re right...I should've waited until Christmas before I let him go

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

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Posted by SoonToBeMrsONeill

oh wow... but you got a calendar... and magnet... and umbrella... he spoiled you

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You;re right...I should've waited until Christmas before I let him go

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who knows, maybe he would have gotten you your own ak47 or hand grenade!

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Posted by allornil

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

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Posted by SoonToBeMrsONeill

oh wow... but you got a calendar... and magnet... and umbrella... he spoiled you

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You;re right...I should've waited until Christmas before I let him go

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who knows, maybe he would have gotten you your own ak47 or hand grenade!

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It seemed like he'd be the type to have some spares lying around

My friends love this story!!!!!!!!!!! So I had been talking to this guy on the computer for a while and we decided to meet up. Prior to the date my bff and I got Chinese food for dinner. While waiting for my date at 7-11 this hot feeling of diarrhea came over me, so I opened up the windows and got some cool air, after a few minutes I was fine. He finally comes and we decide we will walk on the boardwalk, well the feeling came back, so I started speed walking. The guy was like 'why are you walking so fast, slow down' Of course it was late so all the bathrooms were closed!!!!!!!! So I turned to him and said,' I really need to find a bathroom.' His response was 'wow, you really must have to pee!' So we get in the car and I'm driving, at this point I think I'm gonna explode. My luck we hit a red light and I totally lose it!!!! I couldn't wait, I put my car in park at the light and ran into the back of a Burger King. I left some weird guy in the passenger seat of my car with it running!!!!! So BK is closed at this time but I ran in the back anyway, I guess they were cleaning up getting ready to go home, so the back door was open. I think they thought I was gonna hold the place up, lol. None the less I told them I really needed to use the bathroom and they let me. I came out of BK and there was my date waiting for me in the parking lot. Who knew he would ask when our next date would be.

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Posted by rendel

My friends love this story!!!!!!!!!!! So I had been talking to this guy on the computer for a while and we decided to meet up. Prior to the date my bff and I got Chinese food for dinner. While waiting for my date at 7-11 this hot feeling of diarrhea came over me, so I opened up the windows and got some cool air, after a few minutes I was fine. He finally comes and we decide we will walk on the boardwalk, well the feeling came back, so I started speed walking. The guy was like 'why are you walking so fast, slow down' Of course it was late so all the bathrooms were closed!!!!!!!! So I turned to him and said,' I really need to find a bathroom.' His response was 'wow, you really must have to pee!' So we get in the car and I'm driving, at this point I think I'm gonna explode. My luck we hit a red light and I totally lose it!!!! I couldn't wait, I put my car in park at the light and ran into the back of a Burger King. I left some weird guy in the passenger seat of my car with it running!!!!! So BK is closed at this time but I ran in the back anyway, I guess they were cleaning up getting ready to go home, so the back door was open. I think they thought I was gonna hold the place up, lol. None the less I told them I really needed to use the bathroom and they let me. I came out of BK and there was my date waiting for me in the parking lot. Who knew he would ask when our next date would be.

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LOLOLOLOL OMG THAT'S HYSTERICAL!

OMG these are hysterical

I am trying to think really hard, but luckily I haven't had any super weird dates, especially one that can top these!