weird first dates

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eta: AHAHAH I found a pic of it!

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I Can't believe you found a pic of it!!

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Posted by MrsVtoBe

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eta: AHAHAH I found a pic of it!

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I Can't believe you found a pic of it!!

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I can't believe he didn't use a line like 'I thought I'd give you a 'kiss' on our date.'

yeah ok so I have another one. This is semi pornographic. Beware.

so when i was in college, lots of people would rent motel or hotel rooms and throw parties...until we all got thrown out.

anyway, this guy used to hang at Steinway Billiards and we'd see him all the time. seriously cute. One day he said there was going to be a party, did I want to go? sure :)

I meet him in Astoria. I lived in Lynbrook at the time, and I drive him to this motel that there had been a party at like a month before. he has 1 big bag w him.

We get there, there's NO ONE there. he walks into the room, takes out a 6 pack of beer and a HUGE bag of ice.

I'm standing in the doorway at this point.

He dumps out the ice all over the bed. then I am not lying, strips butt naked and jumps on the bed. yeah I'm making me way OUT the door at this point.

Then he well...rubs the ice all over himself...totally forgetting I was even there i swear..then remembered and then said hey why don't you come here?

I was like um..I have to go get something out of the car...and I left! lol

We saw him 2 days later and he acted like nothing happened!

OMG rubbed the ice all over his body LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by rendel

OMG rubbed the ice all over his body LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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well Amy, you shouldn't have gotten him so hot and bothered

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Posted by allornil

He dumps out the ice all over the bed. then I am not lying, strips butt naked and jumps on the bed. yeah I'm making me way OUT the door at this point.

Then he well...rubs the ice all over himself...totally forgetting I was even there i swear..then remembered and then said hey why don't you come here?

I was like um..I have to go get something out of the car...and I left! lol

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ummm freak!!!

Crashing...sorry... I’m really bored.

I love all these stories… there are a lot more of them on abadcaseofthedates.com.

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Posted by chicky724

Crashing...sorry... I’m really bored.

I love all these stories… there are a lot more of them on abadcaseofthedates.com.

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oh I love that! thanks!

This is the BEST post! LOL What a GREAT way to get through the work day!!!

These are hysterical

I have one, but doesn't nearly compete:

When I was working at a bar my manager set me up with one of the bouncers...I met him at another bar for a few drinks and all he did was go on and on and on about himself, and then started insulting me. We basically got into a screaming match at the bar...I tell him I need to go and he says 'I already called a can will share'. I'm like ok whatever just get me out of here. When we get in the cab i say to the driver 'we are going to have two stops' he then corrects me and says to the driver 'no one' . I start laughing say 'your kidding me right? we just spent the last hour fighting' and he says 'i thought that was foreplay!'. I immediately vacated the cab!

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Posted by HarrymetSally

These are hysterical

I have one, but doesn't nearly compete:

When I was working at a bar my manager set me up with one of the bouncers...I met him at another bar for a few drinks and all he did was go on and on and on about himself, and then started insulting me. We basically got into a screaming match at the bar...I tell him I need to go and he says 'I already called a can will share'. I'm like ok whatever just get me out of here. When we get in the cab i say to the driver 'we are going to have two stops' he then corrects me and says to the driver 'no one' . I start laughing say 'your kidding me right? we just spent the last hour fighting' and he says 'i thought that was foreplay!'. I immediately vacated the cab!

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LMAO!!!!! make up sex

ahahahahaahah

These are great ladies!! I can't believe people like this actually exist out there!

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

OMG the winner for me by far

One of those army guys in Penn Station hit on me. I was late for a train and gave him my number (hey, I'm serving my country!).

Anyway, he calls and we chat a bit and make plans to meet. I meet him and he looks SOOOO diff, aka BAD out of uniform. I have my suspicions that he is bout 15-20 years older. Wearing like a really weird Cosby sweater.

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I love that you called it a cosby sweater

this are hysterical!!! Thanks for making me laugh!

I have a FH story.

So the 1st time i meet his friend Josh, he sits down w us at starbucks and asks him to move to fl w him. We were really new and he looks at me and says well, thanks for thinking of me, but i have something reallt good here.

Then josh says, hey remember when we went out w those 2 girls?

FH - um stop

Josh - and you spent all that $ on her?

FH - yo man seriously...

Josh - and you got all dressed up in that suit...

FH - shut up josh!

Josh - (cracking up) and she shot you down! Man...that was bad.

Poor FH

OMGGG these stories are hysterical!!!!!!!!!

This is some of the funniest stuff I've read on here...I have tears and sound like muttley (SP?) from that old cartoon b/c I'm trying to hold in my laugh not to wake FH

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Posted by rendel

My friends love this story!!!!!!!!!!! So I had been talking to this guy on the computer for a while and we decided to meet up. Prior to the date my bff and I got Chinese food for dinner. While waiting for my date at 7-11 this hot feeling of diarrhea came over me, so I opened up the windows and got some cool air, after a few minutes I was fine. He finally comes and we decide we will walk on the boardwalk, well the feeling came back, so I started speed walking. The guy was like 'why are you walking so fast, slow down' Of course it was late so all the bathrooms were closed!!!!!!!! So I turned to him and said,' I really need to find a bathroom.' His response was 'wow, you really must have to pee!' So we get in the car and I'm driving, at this point I think I'm gonna explode. My luck we hit a red light and I totally lose it!!!! I couldn't wait, I put my car in park at the light and ran into the back of a Burger King. I left some weird guy in the passenger seat of my car with it running!!!!! So BK is closed at this time but I ran in the back anyway, I guess they were cleaning up getting ready to go home, so the back door was open. I think they thought I was gonna hold the place up, lol. None the less I told them I really needed to use the bathroom and they let me. I came out of BK and there was my date waiting for me in the parking lot. Who knew he would ask when our next date would be.

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'10er crashing::::::::;
this is the funniest thing i have ever read IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omgggg this is hilariouss!!!!!!!!!
they thought u were gonna hold the place up?! ahahahahahahahahahaaaaa