Best part? Some guy tried to return a half-eaten hotdog to a hotdog stand.
Oddest part? Christos and Jeanne-Claude drove past us as we walked through the park! Mr Boots' fancy-car-radar started pinging and he saw a $400k Maybach flanked by 3 unmarked police cars and a SWAT car. I saw Christos' ginormous orange hair.
Funniest line? Some hard-boiled New Yorker was commenting on The Gates: 'We need this crap like we need Park Slope.'
Conclusion: I'm glad I got to see it since it's a cool idea and only up for 16 days, but it's not like my life was altered by the transformative power of art. It was big and orange. Like Lindsay Lohan.