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Went to The Gates...

Original post by MonkeyLuv

They were orange. Very orange. And big.

Best part? Some guy tried to return a half-eaten hotdog to a hotdog stand.

Oddest part? Christos and Jeanne-Claude drove past us as we walked through the park! Mr Boots' fancy-car-radar started pinging and he saw a $400k Maybach flanked by 3 unmarked police cars and a SWAT car. I saw Christos' ginormous orange hair.

Funniest line? Some hard-boiled New Yorker was commenting on The Gates: 'We need this crap like we need Park Slope.'

Conclusion: I'm glad I got to see it since it's a cool idea and only up for 16 days, but it's not like my life was altered by the transformative power of art. It was big and orange. Like Lindsay Lohan.
tourist Posted:

Re: Went to The Gates...

Maybe he took one REALLY big bite!

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