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What company rule have you broken lately?

BKtoLI Posted:

What company rule have you broken lately?

My company has a 'no eating at your desk' rule in place....and I am sitting here eating a black & white cookie, and damn it I don't care!!! Send me home for it if it's so bad!!

smara Posted:

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Why cant you eat at your desk?

I have a No horsing around at work.. I've been on LIW all day

No playing games... Ive been playing SIMs on my phone

No interviews... ive been having some phone screenings for a new job

Can you tell Im so over this job.
itslaurie. Posted:

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funny, we are only allowed to eat at our desks.

chikita315 Posted:

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Hitting someone in the face with a sack of quarters

itslaurie. Posted:

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Posted by chikita315

Hitting someone in the face with a sack of quarters




smara Posted:

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Posted by chikita315

Hitting someone in the face with a sack of quarters

PIMP
superkat Posted:

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I don't even know the company rules. I am sure I am breaking one them by spending time here. I am a little sad / angry today so I am in a 'I don't give a f**k mood'

Dom n Nic Posted:

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we are not allowed to eat at our desk either
but i always do lmaoooooooooo

Dom n Nic Posted:

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Posted by chikita315

Hitting someone in the face with a sack of quarters



greenfreak Posted:

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I had an elderly woman work for me who would eat raisins at her desk. She would drop them on the floor on accident, and then run over them with her chair and mash them into the carpet. Then she would step on them and track raisin remnants all over the office.

Anyway. When you have access to every email and file in a company of thousands, you can't afford to break the rules. Or to admit to it on a public forum.

I used to break the dress code. But you knew that already.
lipglossjunky73 Posted:

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Being on the internet (not work related!)
ssdbk Posted:

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Janna, I worked at a place that had a rule about not eating at your desk, even at lunch time. But they did not even have a break room. People ate in their cars!!!

sr081906 Posted:

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Wow... do you want a short answer? LOL

- Being on LIW or LIF
- Looking at pregnancy/baby websites
- Making personal copies on printer
- Printing my DH's resume
- Arriving 10 minutes late everyday



I can't wait to have the baby to quit!!!!!!!!!! Can you tell? I totally hate my job.
kittythestray Posted:

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I actually wrote our company personnel manual. I have ridiculous things like: 'A disheveled appearance will not be tolerated'

sr081906 Posted:

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Posted by kittythestray

I actually wrote our company personnel manual. I have ridiculous things like: 'A disheveled appearance will not be tolerated'




Did you make rules about women shoes???
kittythestray Posted:

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Posted by sr081906

Did you make rules about women shoes???



So far it just has 'wearing sneakers will be cause for you to be immediately sent home to change' but if you want I'll add 'only sexy platform heels are permitted' – I do update it every December, so this is the right time…
sr081906 Posted:

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Posted by kittythestray


Posted by sr081906

Did you make rules about women shoes???



So far it just has 'wearing sneakers will be cause for you to be immediately sent home to change' but if you want I'll add 'only sexy platform heels are permitted' – I do update it every December, so this is the right time…



Yes... this is a must. ALL women are to wear sexy hot heels. Only PG women should be allowed to wear flats. And only they are cute animal print ballerina shoes.

I like VERY detailled rules!!!

If I wanted to be really 'controlling' I would have said, you will need Kara's approval prior to wearing ANY shoes in the office.
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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I'm in charge and I'm sure that these are rule breakers:

Reading gossip blogs all day
NWRing it
Making personal calls
Taking two hour lunches (this is only like once per month)
Cursing
I show up late every other day and blame it on mass transit
Naunie Posted:

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I am late every day. And I take long lunches every day. And I get drunk at lunch sometimes.
LIW and house hunting all day.
smara Posted:

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Posted by Naunie

I am late every day. And I take long lunches every day. And I get drunk at lunch sometimes.
LIW and house hunting all day.


Are they hiring at your job

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