What mischievous things does your pet do?

Yesterday after breakfast DH and I were sitting on the couch watching tv. After a while I noticed that I hadn't seen or heard Bama in a while so I figured he was in the guest bedroom staring out the window (he loves to do that). So I finally got up to check on him and he wasn't there. I found him at the bottom of the stairs just sitting there. I went downstairs to look around to see what kind of trouble he'd gotten into, and found the top to the tub of butter on the floor. I had left the butter on the kitchen island when I was making breakfast, and now it was missing! I found the empty container in the dining room - licked clean. Bama ate the whole tub of butter!!!!
He threw up a bunch of times throughout the day.....poor baby. But that taught me to never leave food out