What should I be doing here?

JXNOscar Posted: Jan 16, 2007 11:48 AM

What should I be doing here?

I resigned yesterday from my hellish job. I only gave them a week notice, bc quite frankly I hate them and need a break. I start the other job in about two weeks so I gave myself a week to CHILLLLLLLLLLLL

Anyway, no one is talking to me here. They hate me as much as I hate them (How could you hate me, I am so lovable)

Anyway, I have my own office here and besides talking to you all. Is there something I should be doing? I was very busy the last week of work at my other job, but here not so much.

I have packed my stuff, and scheduled my exit interview. Any thoughts?

itslaurie. Posted: Jan 16, 2007 11:51 AM

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hide hardboiled eggs in all their desk draws

have some sort of fish for lunch and re heat in the microwave, while you are at it, have popcorn for a snack and burn that in the micro.

stock up on tape, toilet paper, printer paper, envelopes, etc

send out an office email to everyone expressing how much you enjoyed your time working there and will remember them all fondly

chikita315 Posted: Jan 16, 2007 11:54 AM

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Posted by itslaurie.

hide hardboiled eggs in all their desk draws

have some sort of fish for lunch and re heat in the microwave, while you are at it, have popcorn for a snack and burn that in the micro.

stock up on tape, toilet paper, printer paper, envelopes, etc

send out an office email to everyone expressing how much you enjoyed your time working there and will remember them all fondly

Yes Yes Yes & Yes

Also, practice and memorize all the words to the uncensored 'D!ck in a Box' on Youtube.

superkat Posted: Jan 16, 2007 11:55 AM

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Sign all of them up for spam mail from porn websites.

Eat gas producing foods at lunch and then fart as you walk past their desks.

Bring your Ipod to work and sing while sitting in your office. Make sure you are very off tune.

CLMon7906 Posted: Jan 16, 2007 12:04 PM

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Posted by chikita315

Posted by itslaurie.

hide hardboiled eggs in all their desk draws

have some sort of fish for lunch and re heat in the microwave, while you are at it, have popcorn for a snack and burn that in the micro.

stock up on tape, toilet paper, printer paper, envelopes, etc

send out an office email to everyone expressing how much you enjoyed your time working there and will remember them all fondly

Yes Yes Yes & Yes

Also, practice and memorize all the words to the uncensored 'D!ck in a Box' on Youtube.

OOOOH...

take a looooooooooooooong lunch tomorrow.

come in late the next day.

wear jeans [if not normally allowed].

wear a mini-skirt

spill coffee on your keyboard on your last day

i'm vindictive...i'll post more on that story later.

mtdr1106 Posted: Jan 16, 2007 01:15 PM

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do anything you want!
what are they going to do - fire you???

i fooled around the last week of work so bad - but make sure you come in everyday and just make sure not to burn the place down.

my last day i left by 10:30 am - i had already signed for my serverance pay - LATA!!

chikita315 Posted: Jan 16, 2007 01:34 PM

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In addition to all of the above, eat the most crumb producing meal possible over your keyboard

itslaurie. Posted: Jan 16, 2007 01:36 PM

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just want to say - all the hows

greenfreak Posted: Jan 16, 2007 02:04 PM

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Do you need anything from them after you leave? A last paycheck, a reference?

If not, I'd do next to nothing. Come here and entertain us with witty dialogue. Copy any files or documents that may be helpful in a future position. Then delete them so no one else at your old job can benefit from them.

CLMon7906 Posted: Jan 16, 2007 02:18 PM

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Posted by greenfreak

Do you need anything from them after you leave? A last paycheck, a reference?

If not, I'd do next to nothing. Come here and entertain us with witty dialogue. Copy any files or documents that may be helpful in a future position. Then delete them so no one else at your old job can benefit from them.

Did you watch me leave my old job? I did just that. I deleted nearly every file on my hard drive. suckers.

GsCM4EVA Posted: Jan 16, 2007 02:20 PM

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talk really loudly about the ppl u hate

walk out w/a huge smile

this is waht i did HAHA

Naunie Posted: Jan 16, 2007 03:04 PM

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get drunk.
at your desk.

BellaEyes Posted: Jan 16, 2007 03:45 PM

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These are all such funny suggestions.. love it!

Katie&Chris2006 Posted: Jan 16, 2007 04:06 PM

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As little as you can. Love all the above suggestions, especially the hard boiled egg idea. And as for the fish....a girl I know actually bought a fish from the market and hid it in her soon-to-be ex boss' desk drawer. There is nothing like that smell...especially when you can't find out where it is coming from!!!

Entertain us on here. Play computer games....I'm currently addicted to Tetris.

Where's the new job?

JXNOscar Posted: Jan 16, 2007 04:09 PM

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Where can I find tetris?????

Working for a non for profit charity that deals with the homeless. I will be planning their galas and fundraisers

Super excited

Katie&Chris2006 Posted: Jan 16, 2007 04:11 PM

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Posted by JXNOscar

Where can I find tetris?????

Working for a non for profit charity that deals with the homeless. I will be planning their galas and fundraisers

Super excited

Not sure where to download online. I play on my phone. Sometimes even when walking down the street. I'm completely addicted. Do a google search.

I'm in nonprofit too. FM me where!