It was the morning after my sister's wedding. We had all stayed at the UN Plaza Hotel in NYC. FH and I were in a room on the floor above where my other sister and her husband had a room. It was like the 19th floor or something. There was a breakfast. I realized I forgot to pack a hair tie, and my hair was a disaster from the updo. So, I hopped in the stairwell and went down a flight to go to my other sister's room. I was greeted with a big sign that said 'NO RE-ENTRY EXCEPT FIRST FLOOR'
Wow that's terrible you say... it gets worse.
I start panicking, and sweating like crazy. I make my way down several flights - barefoot, in my pajamas. The sweating gets worse. The intensity of the heat, with my frazzled mane (I had very long hair at the time) was getting to be too much. So what did I do?
I took off the only thing I could, and tied my hair back...
It was my THONG.
I made it down the rest of the 800 flights of stairs to the lobby, hoping to skirt into the elevator without being noticed. Instead, I was greeted by some sort of convention, there were like a million guests in the lobby having coffee. And there's me... drenched in sweat, with blue and green plaid capri length pajama pants on, no shoes, a white tank top (which i'm pretty sure you could see through b/c of the sweat), and a pink thong in my hair.
OMG... I am dying over here... that is the funniest story ever!!!!!!!!
Tonys_Girl_03
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I have a 2... Here's the 1st: FH and I started dating 8/26/03 and that Halloween we went to the Bayville Haunted House with a bunch of friends and afterwards we went to Fridays to eat, I got a grilled chicken sandwich.... wellllll, the chicken must not have been cooked all the way through, cause at about 3am (I slept at his house that night) I woke up with horrible... I MEAN HORRIBLE stomach pains. At his parents house he had his own bathroom in his bedroom, so I got up to use it and oh yeah, food poisoning. Well I clogged his toilet bowl!!!! I felt sooooooooooo sick and I woke him up crying, I was in so much pain I was rocking back and forth. So 2 months into our relationship he had to plunge the toilet. I was sooooooooo embarrassed!!
The 2nd also had to do with FH, this was within in the 1st year we were together, I slept at his house, we got a little frisky in his room... afterwards we noticed that the bed and night stand were pushed a good foot from where it was!! We laughed and went to bed. The next morning his brother says, in front of his parents... 'what the hell did you guys do last night? Rearrange Tony's Room? I heard you guys moving furniture last night!!'. As he looked at us with an evil grin. His parents looked at us and chuckled.... I so embarrassed again!!!!
Sorry this is so long!!
Carolann
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It was about 3 years ago . . . I went to a haunted house with FH and one of his brothers and his friend . . . It was like wayyy upset NY and it was one of the first times I was hanging out with his brother. Anyway, the Haunted house had a lot of walking parts where it was really dark and 'scary.'
The boys kept having me go first b/c it was funny to see me jump (i get scared easily).
We walked into this one 'house', It was WAYYY dark, like pitch black, and there were guys jumping out all over screaming at you . . . The first couple of times I was like OMG AH, and then i started to get used to it but still startled . . . Halfway through this one guy jumps out and screams boogers (or so i believe) so i get scared and i laugh . . . and then i trip over i have no idea what, and i fall . . . and its dark and im laughing and i peed my pants . . . i had to pee the whole time, and it was like all outdoors so they only had portapotties and i refuseeeee to use those. i thought i could hold it in like a big girl . . .
i peed my pants. and it was cold. and wet. and rather noticible.
FH was nice though and told his bother i spilled my cider on me . . . eventhough my cup was still full.
