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whats the easiest/best /fastest way to break into someone elses mail?

iwannabmrsD Posted:

whats the easiest/best /fastest way to break into someone elses mail?

a card of some kind arrived in the mail today at my mom's house and i need to open it asap... like before she gets back..

i know.. i know.. real high school isn't it?



but it's addressed to either my dad or brother.. (they have the same name) and my dad is deceased and if it's for him she'll get to thinking bout him and then she'll get depressed so i need to find out who its for so i can dispose of it if it's for my dad.. or at least put it away till later..
Snowflake08 Posted:

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boil water in a pot or tea kettle and use the steam to open the seal

works like a charm!!!
KitWisdom Posted:

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Steam it open? I have no clue how to do that, but that's what I've always heard, lol.

KitWisdom Posted:

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Posted by Snowflake08

boil water in a pot or tea kettle and use the steam to open the seal

works like a charm!!!



So THAT'S how you do it! Thanks!
iwannabmrsD Posted:

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thanks guys!! it was for my brother.. *whew!*. i didn't need my mom going into reflection/sadness mode on me today..
okay i'm done committing mail fraud.. carry on..
Mizzdimple Posted:

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run hot water in bathroom close door..go in with envelope., peel it open, then to re-stick it use glue.

Snowflake08 Posted:

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Posted by Mizzdimple

run hot water in bathroom close door..go in with envelope., peel it open, then to re-stick it use glue.



its easier to use the tea kettle
the bathroom (or mine at least) would get too hot; especially on a day like today
KitWisdom Posted:

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Posted by iwannabmrsD

thanks guys!! it was for my brother.. *whew!*. i didn't need my mom going into reflection/sadness mode on me today..
okay i'm done committing mail fraud.. carry on..



Wow, I guess that was the quickest way! That was fast!
dancinmyazoff Posted:

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wow remind me to never let any of you near any of my mail
catsgirl Posted:

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steam it open it always works for me.

RadiantBride Posted:

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Posted by iwannabmrsD

thanks guys!! it was for my brother.. *whew!*. i didn't need my mom going into reflection/sadness mode on me today..
okay i'm done committing mail fraud.. carry on..



The things we do in the name of love. i am pretty sure your mom would appreciate it if you knew. Make sure you dont tell FH before he gets scared
iwannabmrsD Posted:

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yeah.. i would do anything for her.. to be honest (assuming no one up here is a postal inspector) this isn't the first time i've diverted *ahem* some of my dad's mail..

some of his friends or old associates perhaps didn't get hte memo that he passed.. i got an invite once from his job for their alumni dinner.. i called to ask them to remove him fom their list and they got snippy and wanted to know why.. and asked was he no longer will to suppot the alumni of the college.. ugh.
040508Bride Posted:

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um how about OOPS I OPENED THIS BY MISTAKE I WASN'T LOOKING....
Mizzdimple Posted:

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Posted by Snowflake08


Posted by Mizzdimple

run hot water in bathroom close door..go in with envelope., peel it open, then to re-stick it use glue.



its easier to use the tea kettle
the bathroom (or mine at least) would get too hot; especially on a day like today



true
RadiantBride Posted:

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Posted by iwannabmrsD

yeah.. i would do anything for her.. to be honest (assuming no one up here is a postal inspector) this isn't the first time i've diverted *ahem* some of my dad's mail..

some of his friends or old associates perhaps didn't get hte memo that he passed.. i got an invite once from his job for their alumni dinner.. i called to ask them to remove him fom their list and they got snippy and wanted to know why.. and asked was he no longer will to suppot the alumni of the college.. ugh.



I think it's totally understandable what you are doing.
iwannabmrsD Posted:

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Posted by 040508Bride

um how about OOPS I OPENED THIS BY MISTAKE I WASN'T LOOKING....



lol. that would work if i lived here.. but i dont.. so i couldnt or rather shouldn't be accidentally opening anything...
meg193 Posted:

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Laura,

You seem to be quite the expert on opening mail without tearing up the package. Is there something we should know?
Snowflake08 Posted:

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Posted by meg193

Laura,

You seem to be quite the expert on opening mail without tearing up the package. Is there something we should know?



if i tell you, i'd have to kill you

meg193 Posted:

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lol
lilangel369 Posted:

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how about opening it and then leaving it somewhere and go 'YOU opened it'

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