What's the worst thing you've done to an ex after you broke up?

Original post by marymoon

Dec 01, 2004 05:31 PM

I was pretty immature. He was cheating on m and I wanted to murder him, so I did the next best thing..I signed him up for every catalg and mailing lost I could find..especially for incontinence products etc..

jenny2penny Posted: Dec 02, 2004 10:34 AM

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kptoys Posted: Dec 02, 2004 10:43 AM

Re: What's the worst thing you've done to an ex after you broke up?

Started dating his best friend!

Janice Posted: Dec 02, 2004 10:47 AM

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Posted by jenny2penny

I never did anything bad...just pathetic and called him again!

me too

ambersmom Posted: Dec 02, 2004 10:52 AM

Re: What's the worst thing you've done to an ex after you broke up?

Posted by Moehick

Posted by ambersmom

Me bad....

This was actually my husband. I had an ugly-ugly fight w/his family on Labor Day 1997 (we were engaged). I got into it bigtime w/his mother. He decided to listen to her over me and well, we broke up. He came by for his ring and other stuff. I had everything in a box by the door, ready and waiting. In the box was this oversized *rubber item* he bought me at an adult store as a gag. It was double sided. Anyway, he brought his mother with him to collect his stuff (whimp) and she and I got into a scream match on my parents porch. They got into the car and he left his stuff. I ran after the car, threw the box and all of it's contents into the street. But before I did that, I grabbed the double sided *friend*, screamed at the car that maybe his mother could find a good use for it and threw as hard as I could the *thing*. Anyhow it bounced in the air and landed on his hood as he slammed on the breaks. The thing left a huge dent in his trunklid and he had to pull it off his hood in front of good ole mama!!!

OMG! You are married to him now? Does his Mom talk to you?

Yes we're married (almost five years). And yes, I do speak to his mother. There's been 11 years of water under that bridge that makes things very difficult to maintain a relationship but since my daughter was born, I've found a little ounce of tolerance and do my best to get along for her sake. Let me tell you, that night - what a scene!!!

jozieb0925 Posted: Dec 02, 2004 11:56 AM

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Chopped his weiner off..Just kiddin!! I wish I could have though!!

cindy_bride Posted: Dec 02, 2004 12:10 PM

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I WAS DATING THIS GUY FOR A YEAR ON AND OFF. I BROKE HIS CODE TO HIS ANSWERING MACHINE AND WOULD CONSTANTLY LISTEN TO HIS MESSAGES, WHEN I HEARD THIS GIRL CONTINUE TO CALL I WAS GETTING REALLY PO'D, HOWEVER HER MESSAGES WERENT ANYTHING LIKE A GF WOULD LEAVE SO I WAS MIGHTY CONFUSED. I DID BRING UP AND ASK HIM IF ANY EXES HAVE CALLED HIM AND HE SAID, 'I DONT TALK TO ANY GIRLS...THEY DONT EVEN HAVE MY NUMBER'. WELL, WHEN HE SAID THAT I WANTED TO KILL HIM. SO INSTEAD I CALL HIM UP AND LEFT A MESSAGE RIPPING HIM TO PIECES, CALLED HIM AT WORK AND TOLD HIM I LEFT A SONG FOR HIM ON HIS MACHINE AND TO PUT IT ON SPEAKER PHONE. WELL HE DID THAT WHILE I WAS LISTENING...THE WHOLE OFFICE STARTING CRACKING UP AND I SIMPLY STATED 'DONT F?CK WITH ME', AND HUNG UP. WELL STUPID ME GOES TO FIND OUT MONTHS LATER THAT IT WAS A GIRL HE DID TAKE ON A FEW DATES BUT WASNT HIS GF, I DIDNT KNOW PUT HE WAS SELLING WEED TO HER AND THATS WHY SHE WAS CALLING. HE KNEW I WOULD FLIP IF I KNEW HE WAS SELLING. NEEDLESS TO SAY MY DH AND I STARTED DATING AFTER WE BROKE UP. SO EVERYTHING WORKED OUT JUST FINE IN MY BOOK!!