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What's with P on the seat???

Blu-ize Posted:

What's with P on the seat???

Ladies-I went to a local place this weekend for some drinks and fun and went to the ladies room and the seat was...wet...and it wasn't water. This is one of my pet peeves. Not only do I put down a seat protector (or as I call it butt protector) or toilet paper, I now have to clean up someone else's mess...eewwwww!
Shorty McBride Posted:

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it's gross! I agree! I've learned to blame it on the women who stand over the bowl and go, but have horrible aim.

I haven't touched a toilet seat (other than to clean it) since I was a little kid- even in my own home!!! I have perfected the squat, and my thigh muscles look great!!!
Blu-ize Posted:

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Good for you..I am a clean toilet freak and this is just horrible. Also, I have medical issues which make it impossible for me to avoid the public restrooms..

salsbride06 Posted:

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THAT IS GROOSE. I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENES.

glinda_goodwitch Posted:

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I've been to a few airports where the toilets have motorized seat protectors. Right before you go, you press a button and the plastic rotates so the old stuff is moved away and replaced by new plastic. If only they had this everywhere!

brideinapril Posted:

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I have this at my job! It is the most disgusting thing, why do I have to clean up someone elses mess before I can do my own business!
JimmysBride Posted:

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I know what you mean and it's gross! I think it happens when the people who hover (like me) splash back up if you hover too high! But people should really clean up after themselves, that's gross.
johnsae Posted:

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Posted by Shorty McBride

it's gross! I agree! I've learned to blame it on the women who stand over the bowl and go, but have horrible aim.

I haven't touched a toilet seat (other than to clean it) since I was a little kid- even in my own home!!! I have perfected the squat, and my thigh muscles look great!!!


Wait, what? Even in your own home????????
Stefanie Posted:

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Wow....that's a great exercise for your thighs!!! I'd hate to be gross but what if you have to go....#2?? Do you squat for the entire time? Sorry, I'm just curious....
Shorty McBride Posted:

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yeah, like Jimmysbride, I 'hover'.

When my sister was little, she crapped on the seat, it touched me, and I was scarred for life. Don't ask, I have sooooo many issues.
RedHead Posted:

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Posted by Shorty McBride

yeah, like Jimmysbride, I 'hover'.

When my sister was little, she crapped on the seat, it touched me, and I was scarred for life. Don't ask, I have sooooo many issues.

OMG>.....that has got to be the FUNNIEST thing i ever read on LIW
Stefanie Posted:

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Posted by Shorty McBride

yeah, like Jimmysbride, I 'hover'.

When my sister was little, she crapped on the seat, it touched me, and I was scarred for life. Don't ask, I have sooooo many issues.



OMG!!! That's too funny!!!!
JimmysBride Posted:

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Posted by Shorty McBride

yeah, like Jimmysbride, I 'hover'.

When my sister was little, she crapped on the seat, it touched me, and I was scarred for life. Don't ask, I have sooooo many issues.


omg...I am PIMP!!! (No pun intended!)

I like you said 'IT touched me' as if it was intentional!!
Shorty McBride Posted:

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Posted by JimmysBride

Posted by Shorty McBride

yeah, like Jimmysbride, I 'hover'.

When my sister was little, she crapped on the seat, it touched me, and I was scarred for life. Don't ask, I have sooooo many issues.


omg...I am PIMP!!! (No pun intended!)

I like you said 'IT touched me' as if it was intentional!!


it probably WAS intentional! My sister (and her poo) are out to get me.
Danielle Posted:

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OMG too funny!!!

This reminds me of a long time ago... Quote of the week or the day or something.

Shorty, you def win!!! Maybe of the year!!!
Shorty McBride Posted:

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I've definitely mentioned this before on the OT board --- actually, I remember maiah'sdad had a post going..... after all these years, I forget how funny it actually is
MrsP2Be Posted:

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Posted by brideinapril

I have this at my job! It is the most disgusting thing, why do I have to clean up someone elses mess before I can do my own business!


Me too!! The worst is that pee you sometimes forget to clean on the inside of the seat, and when you sit down your thighs get wet, even through the toilet paper. UGH!
LIWeddings Posted:

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Posted by Blu-ize

Ladies-I went to a local place this weekend for some drinks and fun and went to the ladies room and the seat was...wet...and it wasn't water. This is one of my pet peeves. Not only do I put down a seat protector (or as I call it butt protector) or toilet paper, I now have to clean up someone else's mess...eewwwww!


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Blu-ize Posted:

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You had to go there Ron!

LIWeddings Posted:

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Posted by Blu-ize

You had to go there Ron!


Sorry but how could I resist!



BTW - you should see the men's room (figuratively). Men will not lift the seat and P all over it. Disgusting ani-mules! Really great when you are taking a child to the bathroom.

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