where's barb and/or teri?

since we are all currently registry stalking....my salad bowl set and oil and vinegar bottles were bought
YAY!!

mazel tov biaaaaaaaaaatchh!!! lolol

my registry has been staaaaaaaaleeeee.

u dont even wanna know whats going on. ill talk to u on fb!


uhmmmmmm John eats salad?

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Posted by grkbarbie

mazel tov biaaaaaaaaaatchh!!! lolol

my registry has been staaaaaaaaleeeee.

u dont even wanna know whats going on. ill talk to u on fb!


uhmmmmmm John eats salad?

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he eats it more than i do lol

SALAD?!

by the way, we just got back from the old country buffet.

i didnt vomit this time.. but uhm...i had to drive with my pants undone

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Posted by grkbarbie

SALAD?!

by the way, we just got back from the old country buffet.

i didnt vomit this time.. but uhm...i had to drive with my pants undone

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i always drive home with my pants undone! sometimes it happens while paying the check.

yea he actually likes salad...i'm telling you, i eat way more than he does...i should look like him and he should look like me lol

i dont wanna talk about food for at least another hour. lolol

so i had the audacity to go to the non fat frozen yogurt after my 4 plates of food. effin thing exploded on me! it went BOOOOOOOOOM! and i had yogurt splatter all over my hair and shirt lmao

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Posted by grkbarbie

i dont wanna talk about food for at least another hour. lolol

so i had the audacity to go to the non fat frozen yogurt after my 4 plates of food. effin thing exploded on me! it went BOOOOOOOOOM! and i had yogurt splatter all over my hair and shirt lmao

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more important though...did you actually get to eat any?

lol omg it was soo funny

the chick that was at the carving station was giving will and our friend joe HUGE pieces of steak.. then i go and she fkn gives me a tinny piece. im like wwtfffffffff so angry..

then we're all like ooooooh man we're stuffed.. dessert time.. so 1 by 1 we get up.. and we get back to the table with more food.

im likeuhh.. do u realized we all lied to eachother lolol


then this fatttt kid(10 yr old version of drew carey) walks by and smiles at our friend,Joe. Joe goes 'ok im not part of the buffet, keep walking!' i DIED. i was laughing soo hard i couldnt breath so i had to lift my arms up to expand my lungs ( dont ask)

im loving this conversation LOL

'i should look like him and he should look like me!'

that was classic Jackie!!!

FH always laughs at me whenever i unbutton the pants while we're still at the table!!! (only if i have a long enough shirt to cover it though!! otherwise i wait til we walk out!!)

i hate that!! fh always adjusts his BELT. and its not somethign u can hide. im like dude fkn do this in the car hes all loud about it ,too

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Posted by FutureMrsKuehne

im loving this conversation LOL

'i should look like him and he should look like me!'

that was classic Jackie!!!

FH always laughs at me whenever i unbutton the pants while we're still at the table!!! (only if i have a long enough shirt to cover it though!! otherwise i wait til we walk out!!)

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i do the same, have to be sure my shirt covers it lol

yaaa otherwise i feel like a hick!!! (no offense to anyone whod possibly be offended by that!!)

like if u have a belt on, and to undo the belt, the part sticks straight out...then u look like a chick w/a boner!!!

thats when u wait til u walk outside!!!

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Posted by FutureMrsKuehne

yaaa otherwise i feel like a hick!!! (no offense to anyone whod possibly be offended by that!!)

like if u have a belt on, and to undo the belt, the part sticks straight out...then u look like a chick w/a boner!!!

thats when u wait til u walk outside!!!

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im not gonna lie...i feel much better now that i know im not the only one who does this lol

yaaa ur definitely not!!

and p.s.- i feel better too!!

i always feel like a lard a$$ heffer when i do that...like 'omg i really cant control myself to the point that i have to UNDO MY PANTS????'

thats what goes through my head in the 1.5 seconds it takes to pop the button open! LOL

and i SWEAR to u that FH laughs at me EVERY time...u would think after 3 1/2 years he knows that i LOVVVVVEEEEEEE to eat!!!

omg food is life! its so bad, im gonna be the stereotypical old italian lady one day w/the a$$ the size of china...and the boobs to match!