WHere's your sign???
OK, who needs a sign?
>
> From Andy Rooney:
> 'Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm Stupid'.
> That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them
> anything. It would be like, 'Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your
> sign.'
>
> It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and
> there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says,
> 'Hey, you moving?' 'Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to
> see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign.
>
> A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
> his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol'stringer of bass and this
> idiot on the dock goes, 'Hey, y'all catch all them fish?' 'Nope. Talked 'em
> into giving up. Here's your sign.'
>
> I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There
> was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test
> it. 'Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want
> you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they
> bite you.' 'Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it.'
>
> Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
> side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my
> truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, 'Tire go flat?' I couldn't resist.
> I said, 'Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled
> right up on me. Here's your sign.'
>
> We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the
> house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the
> house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe,
> then says, 'Darn that's hot!' See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I
> could have stopped him.
>
> I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you
> know, I misjudged the height of a bridge The truck got stuck and I
> couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and
> eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic
> questioning...okay ...no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of
> needing a sign...until he asked, 'So, is your truck stuck?' I couldn't
> help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to
> him and said, 'No, I'm delivering a bridge... here's your sign.
>
> I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said,
> 'Are you still here?' I replied, 'No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's
> your sign.'
>
> Anybody you know need a sign today?
> Send this to all your friends.
> The next time someone says something stupid ask them where their sign is!!
>
> From Andy Rooney:
> 'Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm Stupid'.
> That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them
> anything. It would be like, 'Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your
> sign.'
>
> It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and
> there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says,
> 'Hey, you moving?' 'Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to
> see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign.
>
> A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
> his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol'stringer of bass and this
> idiot on the dock goes, 'Hey, y'all catch all them fish?' 'Nope. Talked 'em
> into giving up. Here's your sign.'
>
> I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There
> was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test
> it. 'Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want
> you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they
> bite you.' 'Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it.'
>
> Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
> side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my
> truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, 'Tire go flat?' I couldn't resist.
> I said, 'Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled
> right up on me. Here's your sign.'
>
> We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the
> house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the
> house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe,
> then says, 'Darn that's hot!' See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I
> could have stopped him.
>
> I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you
> know, I misjudged the height of a bridge The truck got stuck and I
> couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and
> eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic
> questioning...okay ...no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of
> needing a sign...until he asked, 'So, is your truck stuck?' I couldn't
> help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to
> him and said, 'No, I'm delivering a bridge... here's your sign.
>
> I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said,
> 'Are you still here?' I replied, 'No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's
> your sign.'
>
> Anybody you know need a sign today?
> Send this to all your friends.
> The next time someone says something stupid ask them where their sign is!!
