Who's around? Please cheer me up

Had a rough night.
Hugs, jokes, insults - send anything my way to pick me up if you can.

Thanks

What's going on Mel?? We're here for you!!

Mel, FM me if you need me, sweetie!

This should make you laugh!

Tickle Me Elmo

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.

The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM .

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.

The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.

After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches
Lena .

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.'

No one's got any zingers for me?

It's too personal to share on here -- I'm just dealing with a lot of stuff right now.

Thanks for the HUGS, ladies.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

No one's got any zingers for me?

It's too personal to share on here -- I'm just dealing with a lot of stuff right now.

Thanks for the HUGS, ladies.

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no zinger, BUT a pretty decent story of embarrassment that I suffered this weekend!

so, I was at my cousins bridal shower at a rest. in Bay Ridge, which has bathrooms like you have at home...one bowl, no stall, just a bathroom.

so, I go in, push the button on the doorknob to lock it...pull down my stockings, lift my skirt and get down to get busy...

as I am peeing, my aunt opens the door full on (I guess the lock on the door knob wasn't working ) and of course, there was a table full of MALE WAITERS in clear view of me and all my glory ...(they were eating in the back room before the place officially opened for business)

soo...blissfully my aunt finally closed the door. I stood up, mortified...washing my hands trying to gain my composure...

So...what does a gal like me do in a situation like this......................

I got out of the bathroom, walked right up to the waiters table..........and charged them all $5.00 for the view

even better...they all offered me $10.00

hope that makes you feel better sweetie!

Jessica, I'm sorry - but to you for that recovery.

I got shot in the nauny with paintballs yesterday.

I got a pedicure on Saturday. You like???

Q, so freaking gross.

I'm sorry to hear about your naunie, Naunie.

You could go Tee Shirt shopping
HERE



The lounge has some funny.

You don't have to say a thing Marlo- when I see your avatar, I smile. Though your stripper name is too hot for me.


Thank you everyone

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

You don't have to say a thing Marlo- when I see your avatar, I smile. Though your stripper name is too hot for me.


Thank you everyone

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Should I go back?

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Posted by chikita315

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

You don't have to say a thing Marlo- when I see your avatar, I smile. Though your stripper name is too hot for me.


Thank you everyone

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Should I go back?

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NOOOO - I just saw this one

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Posted by Mrs_Qiana

I got a pedicure on Saturday. You like???

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NASTY!!!!!!

I have no mullets to offer, Snoz.

Will these do?