Why Am I gaining Weight?

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Posted by Suzanner

Why am I gaining weight? Why do I have feet? It's just what I do.

Today my boss took me out for a christmas lunch thing. I couldn't decide on an appetizer.

I got two. Well, what do you want me to do??? He TOLD me to!!!

A crabcake and a bowl of potato soup. With sour cream on it. And chives. And.......bacon.

Then I had fried shrimp. By boss got a cheeseburger. I was ragging on him for getting a burger- how do you go to a nice place and get a burger?? But I'm a moron, because the burger is made of kobe beef and brisket and some other meat of the gods. Because he saw me drooling over it and was embarrassed to be seen with a drooling chubber in public, he offered me half of it to assuage the drool. I reluctantly offered him half of my shrimp as a trade. I did NOT expect him to take it.

He did.

I hate my boss.

THEN we got a variety of potato products- yes, in ADDITION to the soup. Fries, and some insane roasted potato mixed with bacon and onions.

THEN we got dessert- baked alaska, cheesecake, and an apple crumble (there were 4 of us.)

ps- they just rolled me out of that place on a gurney with an oxygen drip in my arm. They had to replenish my fluids after my entire blood supply had miraculously been replaced with butter. The doctors are stumped.

And after the meal, I had the unmitigated balls to ask- why didn't they bring us bread?

Why am I gaining weight, indeed.

It's okay!! I'll start tomorrow!! (I've been saying that for 8 months.)

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You are the best!!!

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Posted by flairforfashion

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Posted by Suzanner

Why am I gaining weight? Why do I have feet? It's just what I do.

Today my boss took me out for a christmas lunch thing. I couldn't decide on an appetizer.

I got two. Well, what do you want me to do??? He TOLD me to!!!

A crabcake and a bowl of potato soup. With sour cream on it. And chives. And.......bacon.

Then I had fried shrimp. By boss got a cheeseburger. I was ragging on him for getting a burger- how do you go to a nice place and get a burger?? But I'm a moron, because the burger is made of kobe beef and brisket and some other meat of the gods. Because he saw me drooling over it and was embarrassed to be seen with a drooling chubber in public, he offered me half of it to assuage the drool. I reluctantly offered him half of my shrimp as a trade. I did NOT expect him to take it.

He did.

I hate my boss.

THEN we got a variety of potato products- yes, in ADDITION to the soup. Fries, and some insane roasted potato mixed with bacon and onions.

THEN we got dessert- baked alaska, cheesecake, and an apple crumble (there were 4 of us.)

ps- they just rolled me out of that place on a gurney with an oxygen drip in my arm. They had to replenish my fluids after my entire blood supply had miraculously been replaced with butter. The doctors are stumped.

And after the meal, I had the unmitigated balls to ask- why didn't they bring us bread?

Why am I gaining weight, indeed.

It's okay!! I'll start tomorrow!! (I've been saying that for 8 months.)

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YOU need to start a blog. Your humor is friggin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I second that!

ahhh nice to know im not the only one. I was doing so well before the holidays my pants were becoming very lose and then november/december hits and everything is A-Wall..lol..holiday cookies, dinners my coworkers buy for the office (i work nights), arghhh, i said you know what ill just start again January cuz its hopeless, holiday foods are so fattening yet so delicous have no self control i need to be stopped