Why Am I gaining Weight?

Anyone else feel like the holidays are not only killing the weight loss plans but making the situation worse. I feel like I have gained 10 lbs in the last month. But yet the cookies downstairs are still calling my name.

I feel your pain, I am in the same boat. After the holidays - IT IS ON!!!!!

Dont worry i am there too...i ate like 3 bagels today.

yea you're not the only one, i've been devouring milanos! now if i can only do the same and substitute with like say baby carrots, that would be good haha

I can't take it anymore, I'm so over this eating stuff, anyone want to wire their jaw shut with me?????

Why am I gaining weight? Why do I have feet? It's just what I do.

Today my boss took me out for a christmas lunch thing. I couldn't decide on an appetizer.

I got two. Well, what do you want me to do??? He TOLD me to!!!

A crabcake and a bowl of potato soup. With sour cream on it. And chives. And.......bacon.

Then I had fried shrimp. By boss got a cheeseburger. I was ragging on him for getting a burger- how do you go to a nice place and get a burger?? But I'm a moron, because the burger is made of kobe beef and brisket and some other meat of the gods. Because he saw me drooling over it and was embarrassed to be seen with a drooling chubber in public, he offered me half of it to assuage the drool. I reluctantly offered him half of my shrimp as a trade. I did NOT expect him to take it.

He did.

I hate my boss.

THEN we got a variety of potato products- yes, in ADDITION to the soup. Fries, and some insane roasted potato mixed with bacon and onions.

THEN we got dessert- baked alaska, cheesecake, and an apple crumble (there were 4 of us.)

ps- they just rolled me out of that place on a gurney with an oxygen drip in my arm. They had to replenish my fluids after my entire blood supply had miraculously been replaced with butter. The doctors are stumped.

And after the meal, I had the unmitigated balls to ask- why didn't they bring us bread?

Why am I gaining weight, indeed.

It's okay!! I'll start tomorrow!! (I've been saying that for 8 months.)

I have been gourging on chocolate chips cookies and now I'm feeling it. I have to go back to the basics and get this weight off.

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Posted by Suzanner

Why am I gaining weight? Why do I have feet? It's just what I do.

Today my boss took me out for a christmas lunch thing. I couldn't decide on an appetizer.

I got two. Well, what do you want me to do??? He TOLD me to!!!

A crabcake and a bowl of potato soup. With sour cream on it. And chives. And.......bacon.

Then I had fried shrimp. By boss got a cheeseburger. I was ragging on him for getting a burger- how do you go to a nice place and get a burger?? But I'm a moron, because the burger is made of kobe beef and brisket and some other meat of the gods. Because he saw me drooling over it and was embarrassed to be seen with a drooling chubber in public, he offered me half of it to assuage the drool. I reluctantly offered him half of my shrimp as a trade. I did NOT expect him to take it.

He did.

I hate my boss.

THEN we got a variety of potato products- yes, in ADDITION to the soup. Fries, and some insane roasted potato mixed with bacon and onions.

THEN we got dessert- baked alaska, cheesecake, and an apple crumble (there were 4 of us.)

ps- they just rolled me out of that place on a gurney with an oxygen drip in my arm. They had to replenish my fluids after my entire blood supply had miraculously been replaced with butter. The doctors are stumped.

And after the meal, I had the unmitigated balls to ask- why didn't they bring us bread?

Why am I gaining weight, indeed.

It's okay!! I'll start tomorrow!! (I've been saying that for 8 months.)

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YOU need to start a blog. Your humor is friggin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by Suzanner

Why am I gaining weight? Why do I have feet? It's just what I do.

Today my boss took me out for a christmas lunch thing. I couldn't decide on an appetizer.

I got two. Well, what do you want me to do??? He TOLD me to!!!

A crabcake and a bowl of potato soup. With sour cream on it. And chives. And.......bacon.

Then I had fried shrimp. By boss got a cheeseburger. I was ragging on him for getting a burger- how do you go to a nice place and get a burger?? But I'm a moron, because the burger is made of kobe beef and brisket and some other meat of the gods. Because he saw me drooling over it and was embarrassed to be seen with a drooling chubber in public, he offered me half of it to assuage the drool. I reluctantly offered him half of my shrimp as a trade. I did NOT expect him to take it.

He did.

I hate my boss.

THEN we got a variety of potato products- yes, in ADDITION to the soup. Fries, and some insane roasted potato mixed with bacon and onions.

THEN we got dessert- baked alaska, cheesecake, and an apple crumble (there were 4 of us.)

ps- they just rolled me out of that place on a gurney with an oxygen drip in my arm. They had to replenish my fluids after my entire blood supply had miraculously been replaced with butter. The doctors are stumped.

And after the meal, I had the unmitigated balls to ask- why didn't they bring us bread?

Why am I gaining weight, indeed.

It's okay!! I'll start tomorrow!! (I've been saying that for 8 months.)

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You take the thoughts in my head, and cleverly convey them into a story, whereas I'm too blunt and just come off like a weird betch. Kudos!

me too!! and i am getting b-pics done one 12/30. Ugh!

i have been askin my self that for years

I've completely been pigging out the last month and a half..
it's gross, really. Because I still eat egg whites for breakfast and salad for lunch...

And then I eat cookies, cupcakes, pasta, you name it, if its around I'll eat it. And I'm LOVING IT. Normally during the warner months I'm a carbophobe and exercise machine.

The start of 2009 couldn't come at a better time. I've resolved to spend my winter in the gym 4-5 days a week.
Normally I go about 3x, except the last month I've only went once or twice a week (ugh).
BUT>>>>I'm not gonna worry about it too much. I'll enjoy myself for the next 2 weeks and over indulge. I know I can jump right back on the bandwagon.

I'm right there with you

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Posted by Suzanner

Why am I gaining weight? Why do I have feet? It's just what I do.

Today my boss took me out for a christmas lunch thing. I couldn't decide on an appetizer.

I got two. Well, what do you want me to do??? He TOLD me to!!!

A crabcake and a bowl of potato soup. With sour cream on it. And chives. And.......bacon.

Then I had fried shrimp. By boss got a cheeseburger. I was ragging on him for getting a burger- how do you go to a nice place and get a burger?? But I'm a moron, because the burger is made of kobe beef and brisket and some other meat of the gods. Because he saw me drooling over it and was embarrassed to be seen with a drooling chubber in public, he offered me half of it to assuage the drool. I reluctantly offered him half of my shrimp as a trade. I did NOT expect him to take it.

He did.

I hate my boss.

THEN we got a variety of potato products- yes, in ADDITION to the soup. Fries, and some insane roasted potato mixed with bacon and onions.

THEN we got dessert- baked alaska, cheesecake, and an apple crumble (there were 4 of us.)

ps- they just rolled me out of that place on a gurney with an oxygen drip in my arm. They had to replenish my fluids after my entire blood supply had miraculously been replaced with butter. The doctors are stumped.

And after the meal, I had the unmitigated balls to ask- why didn't they bring us bread?

Why am I gaining weight, indeed.

It's okay!! I'll start tomorrow!! (I've been saying that for 8 months.)

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You freakin crack me up!!!!

UGH! I say enjoy the engagement...eat up and wear spanx!!!! Don't be too hard on yourself!