WHY CAN'T I

Heres the best way!!!

Go over to your boss, say ' i have done NOTHING for your company in months because I have been surfing the web and posting on my favorite website, and from time to time harass this girl Suzanne'

I bet you wont be back on here during the day for a LONG time!!

Shamma--as someone who is in deep craziness over this site...I say..just go with it. Why fight it? Some things are better left alone...

My boss has a GF and is having problems, he could care less, he walks over to my desk and sees me laughing all the time, so that will not work...DUH, next time come up with something that really works.

OMG!!! LMAO!!


OK Shamma how about, JUST UNPLUGGING THE NETWORK CABLE!!!

Suzanne, now that just might work, where would I find that??? *looking around, b/c I really don't want to find it*

Leelee you have me laughing so hard, I could see your face, trying to stop me from pulling the plug, while Suzanne screams *do it, do it *

Ok Shamma....here is the old one...a little bit updated.

Project Bridal Meltdown. 12 steps as follows:


1. Admit your 'addiction'.
2. Have your boss write you up each time you are caught on the internet.
3. Delete your cookies and take your login preferences off 'log me in automatically'.
4. Stop counting Jennbaby's posts.
5. Apologize to everyone that has tried to have a conversation with you, and you ignored without even realizing it, because you were busy typing long replies about Peeps, Mark from Videomaker, bouquet threads, or vendors taking ideas from brides.
6. Stop thinking about funny responses to the Peep thread.
7. Stop searching the internet for funny Peep pictures.
8. Call your vendors and apologize for badmouthing them on this site, because you heard that people stole things out of their bridal suites, they didn't give their proofs back on time, or they messed up your hair trial....and admit that sh** happens!
9. Stop thinking about song titles to respond to fake bride posts with.
10. Remove yourself from the computer completely
11. Unplug the DSL/Cable modem.
12. THROW COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW.

Shamma...you can always go work with Aliaspook...her evil, hateful employer blocked the company from all wedding sites!!!

But then this place wouldn't be as fun for the rest of us!

You girls are hysterical and here I am thinking I don't post enough and I can't seem to catch up! Shamma, maybe if we switched jobs, that would help your 'sickness' status!

Shamma--I would totally hold you back from doing it!!!

heehee...

Shamma there are so few pleasures in life…really….I say enjoy and indulge. It’s a healthy guilt-free addiction! I didn’t even think that existed!!!

Shamma i will personally come there and pull the plug!!!

Shamma it looks like the majority is FORBIDDING you to leave!!!! YOU MUST STAY, STAY AND KEEP POSTING. WE ENJOY YOUR POSTS AND YOUR COMPANY. YOU MUST STAY!!!

*brainwashing*

Misty, I like it, but some of them does not apply, I think I will re-do it with a few tweaks here and there, hope you don't mind. Thanks

Leelee I know you would not let me

Eroxgirl thanks

Cira I like my job a lot, a lot. No switching for me

I don't want to work where Aliaspook works

I am going to try it step by step, day by day With supportive people like Misty I will be able to do it

I want to change it...I just don't have time right now...and I can't admit my own addiction.

Shamma,let me work on your computer. I blew the memory card on my last one at work.

I feel loved, with ladies like you, how can I leave. Oh my, I must stay now. I am just going to try to lessen my time while at work. I feel so darn guilty.