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Why do photocopiers suk???

usuk2004 Posted:

Why do photocopiers suk???

Really!!! They can make a world wide network of millions and millions of people, places, etc, accessible at the click of a button, they can put a man on the moon - why can't they make friggin paper go through a series of conveyor belts and come out without getting stuck every friggin time!!!
wc0143 Posted:

Re: Why do photocopiers suk???

Why is the sky blue? Why is grass green?

t Posted:

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Why do birds sing?


just thinking of that song mood of the moment
tourist Posted:

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because then I'd be bored. I kinda like going on
the hunt for the offending shred o paper.

I'll show you stuck, you stupid machine. . .humans created you. . .you cannot overtake us. . . .

Fight back Farah, fight back! Don't let the technology take control!
Kriss2c Posted:

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I like to use the 'if you can't fix it, kick it.' approach... doesn't always work, but it makes me feel better.
wc0143 Posted:

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Posted by tourist

because then I'd be bored. I kinda like going on
the hunt for the offending shred o paper.

I'll show you stuck, you stupid machine. . .humans created you. . .you cannot overtake us. . . .

Fight back Farah, fight back! Don't let the technology take control!







(I'm telling MonkeyL!!! You are being funny!!)
tourist Posted:

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Posted by wc0143


Posted by tourist

because then I'd be bored. I kinda like going on
the hunt for the offending shred o paper.

I'll show you stuck, you stupid machine. . .humans created you. . .you cannot overtake us. . . .

Fight back Farah, fight back! Don't let the technology take control!







(I'm telling MonkeyL!!! You are being funny!!)



I can't be the boring one ALL the time. . .
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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I have to give our copier a pep talk every morning...occassionly that pep talk includes the f-word.

FeliciaDA Posted:

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Posted by tourist


Posted by wc0143


Posted by tourist

because then I'd be bored. I kinda like going on
the hunt for the offending shred o paper.

I'll show you stuck, you stupid machine. . .humans created you. . .you cannot overtake us. . . .

Fight back Farah, fight back! Don't let the technology take control!







(I'm telling MonkeyL!!! You are being funny!!)



I can't be the boring one ALL the time. . .



tourist, you are far from boring... you all can leave that up to me

i don't hate my photocopier nearly as much as I hate my printer.. the stupid thing jams every other time I make an attempt to print .... and lets not even mention that I seem to be the ONLY ONE who knows how to load paper into it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


tourist Posted:

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Posted by FeliciaDA


Posted by tourist


Posted by wc0143


Posted by tourist

because then I'd be bored. I kinda like going on
the hunt for the offending shred o paper.

I'll show you stuck, you stupid machine. . .humans created you. . .you cannot overtake us. . . .

Fight back Farah, fight back! Don't let the technology take control!







(I'm telling MonkeyL!!! You are being funny!!)



I can't be the boring one ALL the time. . .



tourist, you are far from boring... you all can leave that up to me

i don't hate my photocopier nearly as much as I hate my printer.. the stupid thing jams every other time I make an attempt to print .... and lets not even mention that I seem to be the ONLY ONE who knows how to load paper into it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Do any of you havea folding machine? that's where the real fun begins!

When it gets stuck , I have to bust out the tiny screwdriver I stole from the mailroom.
usuk2004 Posted:

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Oh, my goodness, I didn't realize there was life outside of that other thread!!! As if my work wasn't suffering before!
wc0143 Posted:

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A FOLDING MACHINE??????

Maybe you need to bring it home for the laundry ...
sarahthegreat Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

I have to give our copier a pep talk every morning...occassionly that pep talk includes the f-word.



i work for a copier company - and we have the worst equipment ever. i'm like, we f'in make them, can't we have one that works...
FeliciaDA Posted:

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Posted by wc0143

A FOLDING MACHINE??????

Maybe you need to bring it home for the laundry ...



but Wendy, what is laundry? Didn't you hear, Tourist and I are not DOMESTICATED...
wc0143 Posted:

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Posted by FeliciaDA


Posted by wc0143

A FOLDING MACHINE??????

Maybe you need to bring it home for the laundry ...



but Wendy, what is laundry? Didn't you hear, Tourist and I are not DOMESTICATED...




Maybe your husbands need to trap & tag you guys ...
tourist Posted:

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Posted by wc0143

A FOLDING MACHINE??????

Maybe you need to bring it home for the laundry ...



Ooh thread crossovers! what a day!
That would jam up big time.

speaking of office technology, I do need to print & fold & then change the magenta toner.
I believe this is the exact oen we have. the little basket never catches the paper like that though.

tourist Posted:

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Posted by wc0143


Posted by FeliciaDA


Posted by wc0143

A FOLDING MACHINE??????

Maybe you need to bring it home for the laundry ...



but Wendy, what is laundry? Didn't you hear, Tourist and I are not DOMESTICATED...




Maybe your husbands need to trap & tag you guys ...



ooh, that sounds like fun
usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by tourist


Posted by wc0143


Posted by FeliciaDA


Posted by wc0143

A FOLDING MACHINE??????

Maybe you need to bring it home for the laundry ...



but Wendy, what is laundry? Didn't you hear, Tourist and I are not DOMESTICATED...




Maybe your husbands need to trap & tag you guys ...



ooh, that sounds like fun



Yeah, I think they'd enjoy it too much!
FeliciaDA Posted:

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Posted by tourist


Posted by wc0143

A FOLDING MACHINE??????

Maybe you need to bring it home for the laundry ...



Ooh thread crossovers! what a day!
That would jam up big time.

speaking of office technology, I do need to print & fold & then change the magenta toner.
I believe this is the exact oen we have. the little basket never catches the paper like that though.




OK so I have been working in offices in NYC for the pat 15 years, yet I've NEVER seen a copier quite like that... where have I been??

But its no wonder you get angry at your copier!!!
wc0143 Posted:

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Posted by FeliciaDA


OK so I have been working in offices in NYC for the pat 15 years, yet I've NEVER seen a copier quite like that... where have I been??

But its no wonder you get angry at your copier!!!




That's the folder hon, try to keep up.

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