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Why I didn't get to buy Midol or My Embarrassing Story O' the Day

JanuaryBride06 Posted:

Why I didn't get to buy Midol or My Embarrassing Story O' the Day

I've been swamped today and after lunch I was dying for a diet drink (oh sweet aspartame) and some freaking MIDOL because my waist has grown exponentially and my back is torturing me.

So I run to the always crowded Rite Aid by my office to score both and I guess I started to feel faint or something - while standing on a line that was 20 people deep (for real - 20), I dropped my precious drink (which of course was in a glass container). The lady in front of me was so calm and silent, I thought that she was going to deck me but her shoes survived the spill so there was no need to kill me.

So everyone's staring at me and I want to disappear because I have a big box of midol in my hands and I walk one aisle over to find a manager.

I tell surprisingly cute manager guy that I dropped a snapple and aisle 4 needs clean up and put away my box of midol and RUN out of Rite Aid. I went to the Duane Reade half a block over for my stuff.

That's my story.
SuzBride Posted:

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awww that suckss At least you weren't holding a huge box of condoms or a giant thing of pads or something

JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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Magnums and tampons would have been perfect.

itslaurie. Posted:

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itslaurie. Posted:

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Magnums and tampons would have been perfect.



and KY
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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related topic: Buy a 'Leg Lamp' replica from 'A Christmas Story'

itslaurie. Posted:

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

related topic: Buy a 'Leg Lamp' replica from 'A Christmas Story'



holy crap. That may be the best related topic we have had to date.
SuzBride Posted:

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

related topic: Buy a 'Leg Lamp' replica from 'A Christmas Story'



holy crap. That may be the best related topic we have had to date.



evnme Posted:

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chikita315 Posted:

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Or this . .




itslaurie. Posted:

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Or this . .





image posts are my fav posts.
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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Posted by chikita315

Or this . .







Surprisingly cute manager would have found me irresitable.
cindyandkevin Posted:

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Oh Mel!!!!!!
CLMon7906 Posted:

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Posted by SuzBride


Posted by itslaurie.


Posted by JanuaryBride06

related topic: Buy a 'Leg Lamp' replica from 'A Christmas Story'



holy crap. That may be the best related topic we have had to date.






it truly is!
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