with a side of creepy perve please?

so I go to my local bagel shop this morning and the guy asks me if he can get me anything else. I'm mid coughing frenzy so I just shake my head, no. He says 'want me to grope you?' I'm stuffed up and my hearing is off so I figure there's no way this guy just said that to me...its 6 am and my nyquil must still be lingering right? Well them he says ' that's some cough u got, u should take cough syrup'.

To which I reply 'yeah, I did' and he says 'want me to take u to the back and check u out?' ***!!!!!!