Women Joke

Bumper Stickers For Women:
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> A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL
> YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER
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> BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF
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> OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!
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> SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME
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> COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH
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> DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
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> I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN
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> ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
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> OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME >
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> And last but not least:
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> IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN