Women's One Liners....
Women's One Liners
1. A hard-on does not count as personal growth.
2. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
3. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
4. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
5. If I want to hear the patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
6. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
7. What ever kind of look you were shooting for, you missed.
8. I am doing my best to imagine you with a personality.
9. Okay, okay I take it back. Un-F*CK you!
10. It's not the size that counts, it's the, umm, actually it is the size.
1. A hard-on does not count as personal growth.
2. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
3. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
4. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
5. If I want to hear the patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
6. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
7. What ever kind of look you were shooting for, you missed.
8. I am doing my best to imagine you with a personality.
9. Okay, okay I take it back. Un-F*CK you!
10. It's not the size that counts, it's the, umm, actually it is the size.
