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WORDS OF WISDOM FROM MY GRANDFATHER....HOW TO SAVE MONEY

040508Bride Posted:

WORDS OF WISDOM FROM MY GRANDFATHER....HOW TO SAVE MONEY

A little background on my grandfather:
He comes from the mountains of Italy and basically prides himself on not being educated and still managing to be a successful person. That being said, he is sort of the family prophet. However....you truly never know what the man will say. Things come out of his mouth and you're just like he's crazy.


A few weeks ago we were at the dinner table and he was telling me that he likes Blueberry Juice because it's good for you. I said 'I don't like it, what if it stains my teeth?' he said 'chase it with a vodka, you'll never know the difference'


Well yesterday I went to the store and I bought some Blueberry Pomegranate Juice (only bc it was on sale and I figured i'd see what all the hype is about) so I called him to tell him. I read him the bottle that said 'Supports brain function....blah blah blah...good for your brain'.

He goes,

'Angela, NEVER buy anything that says it supports you brain, maybe you don't even have a one'



So there you go. Until you determine you have a brain, don't waste your money trying to support it's functions
MCA1180 Posted:

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lmao too funny!!! your grandpa sounds so adorable! i love old people lol when they get to that age when anything goes when it comes to conversation... they just don't have a censor lol

jgl Posted:

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what a wise old man!!!
040508Bride Posted:

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yeah he's a very wise man....very lol

MrsHtobe Posted:

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thats cute!!!!
Mici n KC Posted:

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dannisayz Posted:

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Does that mean I have to stop smoking pot?

ant n tilde Posted:

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i love it!
bella1028 Posted:

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how funny ...he sounds great!!!!
lovebear7800 Posted:

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thats funny
Ayne11 Posted:

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such a wise man!
DGoldfarb0776 Posted:

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That is too funny
RobNCyn Posted:

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That was funny - You never know what those elders may say.
Ms Sawney Posted:

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irishgrl1017 Posted:

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haha cute

mnd1202 Posted:

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dont u just love grandfathers they are so wise lol
LeeLee111 Posted:

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Sounds good to me, are you sure thats not my grandfather...sounds just like him.

040508Bride Posted:

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Posted by dannisayz

Does that mean I have to stop smoking pot?




only if you have determined that you have no brain. If this has been determined, Grandpa Joe says you are wasting your money.

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