Beth, there is a conspicuous lack of monkey-themed rain paraphenalia! No Banana umbrella? No chimp macintosh? No simian slickers?
I was looking for you! I found some funky-monkey boots, which really weren't monkeys at all... I think it's because monkeys hate the rain, so it wouldn't be logical like ladybugs and frogs, you see...
You know what would have be the most awesome awesome that ever awesomed?
If, when my car got stuck, a monkey wearing ladybug galoshes and a frog slicker had come up to my car and offered my an orple. And the awesomest would have been if that monkey had flung some poo at that asshat SUV.
beth...of course, that's perfectly logical that ladybugs need galoshes but not monkeys. Also, with the vine-swinging and all...
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You know what would have be the most awesome awesome that ever awesomed?
If, when my car got stuck, a monkey wearing ladybug galoshes and a frog slicker had come up to my car and offered my an orple. And the awesomest would have been if that mnkey had flung some poo at that asshat SUV.
Hmm or chewed off his testicles?
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I have a sock monkey in my living room, next to my grapple tree. It's true, really. I'll have to take a picture....The grapples are plastic but I know they are grapples and not apples because of the grape scent.
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But Liz, I think what you need to remember is there's no excuse not to be cute just because it's raining or snowing!
Whats wrong with the first picture in the second post?????
It said sock monkey int he description!!!
I know! That's I want!
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But Liz, I think what you need to remember is there's no excuse not to be cute just because it's raining or snowing!
Indeed, words to live by!
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Posted by MonkeyLuv
Beth, there is a conspicuous lack of monkey-themed rain paraphenalia! No Banana umbrella? No chimp macintosh? No simian slickers?
try finding Orple-themed raingear
choking with laughter
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Posted by MonkeyLuv
You know what would have be the most awesome awesome that ever awesomed?
If, when my car got stuck, a monkey wearing ladybug galoshes and a frog slicker had come up to my car and offered my an orple. And the awesomest would have been if that monkey had flung some poo at that asshat SUV.
And if cute guy from other accident came by with a box of money, truffles, coffee & cute shoes (and offered to carry the plates at your next Ikea outing).
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Posted by MonkeyLuv
You know what would have be the most awesome awesome that ever awesomed?
If, when my car got stuck, a monkey wearing ladybug galoshes and a frog slicker had come up to my car and offered my an orple. And the awesomest would have been if that monkey had flung some poo at that asshat SUV.
And if cute guy from other accident came by with a box of money, truffles, coffee & cute shoes (and offered to carry the plates at your next Ikea outing).
Indeed, but now you're entering into sexual fantasy territory!
