Would I be an unreasonable greedy ho bag if

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Posted by JessicaM.

not the glorious friends that are usually right

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oh ok then, you should be more specific next time.

It's true, and I'm glad I asked you'z.
You'z.
Nope- that doesn't feel right.

Dineer was fab-o.
He bought me a fudgy the whale, too.
We sent my parents home with 10 days worth of leftovers and ice cream cake, since we are leaving for Boston tomorrow.

Boston? Wha?

I won't see you this weekend?

I am a no.

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Posted by JessicaM.

the bomb has missed a few presents on my end.

our anni most recently.

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Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.

She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!'

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.


Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

the male brain will continue to mystify me.

you post a pic of a VS model in her bikini and

a joke about being over 200 pounds...

in response to a comment about neglecting to get your wife a FIRST ANNIVERSARY present.

it's pure genius.

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Posted by JessicaM.

it's pure genius.

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pfffft, don't i know it

By the way, that VS chick is HOT........now, where's my beer and hot wings....oh yes, 'waitress!'

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Posted by a2m-bomb

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Posted by JessicaM.

it's pure genius.

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pfffft, don't i know it

By the way, that VS chick is HOT........now, where's my beer and hot wings....oh yes, 'waitress!'

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didn't you 'kill' her the other night> Marissa Miller>>>