Would you die....

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Posted by FuTuRe MrS MaZz
... if you have pics, im sure we'd love to see it all in action 'what not to do at a wedding'

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Yes, I can give you a giant list of what not to do based on this girl's wedding.....

1 - make sure the landscaper you hire clears enough land. Otherwise you will have to put a table over the giant bushes on the lawn - true story, several tables were placed over hedges and women's stockings were getting ripped

2 - if you are going to hire a DJ and get angry when people don't dance - have the courtesy to put in some type of makeshift dance floor. Asking them to dance in heels on grass when it rained that morning is not cool

3 - If you are going to invite 130 people to your house upstate, make sure there is more than 2 bathrooms available

4 - If you are going to invite 130 people to your house upstate, consider the fact they need somewhere to park. Most people had to park over 10 blocks away in a town that didn't allow parking in the street after 10pm (which is why the wedding ended @ 10pm)

Oh, and if you are having a wedding for 130 people at your house upstate, you need to invite your neighbors or let them know. Because they would probably not leave their undergarmets hanging on the clothesline next door - you can see them in the background on a bo-k toss photo

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Posted by TheLadyJ

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Posted by FuTuRe MrS MaZz
... if you have pics, im sure we'd love to see it all in action 'what not to do at a wedding'

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Yes, I can give you a giant list of what not to do based on this girl's wedding.....

1 - make sure the landscaper you hire clears enough land. Otherwise you will have to put a table over the giant bushes on the lawn - true story, several tables were placed over hedges and women's stockings were getting ripped

2 - if you are going to hire a DJ and get angry when people don't dance - have the courtesy to put in some type of makeshift dance floor. Asking them to dance in heels on grass when it rained that morning is not cool

3 - If you are going to invite 130 people to your house upstate, make sure there is more than 2 bathrooms available

4 - If you are going to invite 130 people to your house upstate, consider the fact they need somewhere to park. Most people had to park over 10 blocks away in a town that didn't allow parking in the street after 10pm (which is why the wedding ended @ 10pm)

Oh, and if you are having a wedding for 130 people at your house upstate, you need to invite your neighbors or let them know. Because they would probably not leave their undergarmets hanging on the clothesline next door - you can see them in the background on a bo-k toss photo

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omgggg this story gets better n better doesnt it?!?!?

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Posted by VickiR510

if this person that was supposedly a friend & a Bm & posted something like that after the wedding & then did so again on her space page i would just have to say SC REW her 4get it its not worth the time & energy. If she persisted then she better watch her back for the rest of her life! because her wedding will one day (unfortuantely) roll around.

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You might have missed it, but the BM who posted that got married the year before in the most a$$-backwards ceremony possible (which I posted the list of 'don'ts' for.)

That is why she was complaining about the cheap gift the bride gave (and would be getting the same amount back) and why she was mad she couldn't sit with her husband.

This was posted 5 days before the wedding ON PURPOSE so the bride could see it. And the MySpace thing - she basically posted a blog on MySpace about how spoiled 'some people' are, and had links to bridesmaids dressed that looked similar but were 1/2 the price.

These BM dresses were from David's - which we all know is pretty reasonable.

she should grow a pair and talk to her friend face-to-face instead of pulling this passive-aggressive bull$hit in which she vents to every tom, ****, and harry on the internet stupid b*tch

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Posted by TheLadyJ

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Posted by VickiR510

if this person that was supposedly a friend & a Bm & posted something like that after the wedding & then did so again on her space page i would just have to say SC REW her 4get it its not worth the time & energy. If she persisted then she better watch her back for the rest of her life! because her wedding will one day (unfortuantely) roll around.

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You might have missed it, but the BM who posted that got married the year before in the most a$$-backwards ceremony possible (which I posted the list of 'don'ts' for.)

That is why she was complaining about the cheap gift the bride gave (and would be getting the same amount back) and why she was mad she couldn't sit with her husband.

This was posted 5 days before the wedding ON PURPOSE so the bride could see it. And the MySpace thing - she basically posted a blog on MySpace about how spoiled 'some people' are, and had links to bridesmaids dressed that looked similar but were 1/2 the price.

These BM dresses were from David's - which we all know is pretty reasonable.

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Yeah i read it afterward! i edited the my post. UNREAL! Def. WHAT NOT TO DO! haha

OMG this BM is crazy...do you know what happen in the wedding and after with this BM and the Bride??/

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Posted by lila

how awful! i just read to the end... was your friend the one whose wedding was in 4 days? didnt the OP say the details didnt match and it was someone else? was she just lying to save face?

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My sister's friend. My sister was the MOH.

And yes, the BM was fibbing about alot of things to make herself sound better.

Like, she said the bride wasn't providing lunch. But the bride was having a very nice breakfast platter with bagel, muffins, coissants (sp?), fruit, coffee, tea, juice, etc that was going to be out all day. So, there was plenty of food for them to eat in the morning and thru the afternoon. She didn't get a separate lunch because she was worried about sandwiches with dressing causing upset stomachs. She ordered some bland food for the girls that wasn't messy to be there all day.

But, this specific BM said she wanted 'a real lunch' and showed the bride a catering menu with finger sandwiches with tuna salad and stuff and the bride jokingly said 'I don't want you all having fish breath so no tuna!'. The BM posted that 'the bride isn't even serving lunch because she said she doesn't want us to have bad breath'.

So, you see that she totally twisted everything around to make the bride sound horrible? Granted this bride was a little neurotic about a few things (aren't we all sometimes!), but this BM was totally self centered and WAY wrong about everything.

The bride and this BM are still friends because their husbands are best friends. I have no idea why she would ever let this person be a part of her life. Apparently everyone 'got over it' a few months later. The bride had self esteem issues about alot of things and honestly I don't think was strong enough to stand up to this girl and tell her to eff off.

wow, thanks for clarifying! that's crazy. i'm sorry for your sisters friend. how did things go the day of the wedding? were they on speaking terms? did they act like nothing happened?

can you FM me the bride's LIW name? i want to see her pictures