XOXO

MonkeyLuv Posted: Sep 27, 2004 09:12 AM

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brideinapril Posted: Sep 27, 2004 09:16 AM

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- sorry you have to deal with this -
but - your use of the english language is soooo funny!!!!! I love the way you word things!! Your post brightened my day.

wc0143 Posted: Sep 27, 2004 09:42 AM

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TwoBugs Posted: Sep 27, 2004 09:50 AM

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Part of me is so sorry you have to deal with this loser, but another part of me hopes he never quits b/c these posts are always so amusing...

PrincessConsuela Posted: Sep 27, 2004 10:04 AM

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*** he is a weird person you must tell him how you feel and tell him that you do not work here to make friends.....
i gotta show up at your job one day and give him the stank eye he wont bother you after that.
good luck today

MonkeyLuv Posted: Sep 27, 2004 10:15 AM

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wc0143 Posted: Sep 27, 2004 10:21 AM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

oh gross....he's walking around in his socks! Put your shoes on! Puuuuuuuuuut your shoooooooooooooooes ooooooooooooooon!!

WHAT??????????????? What kind of self respecting pseudo brit walks around the office is no shoes????

I soooo wanna see a picture of this guy!!!!!

eogara Posted: Sep 27, 2004 10:24 AM

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Ugh, that is awful. Can you ask to move your cube?

I agree with Wendy - sneak some pics of this guy and post them here!

MonkeyLuv Posted: Sep 27, 2004 10:31 AM

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wc0143 Posted: Sep 27, 2004 10:39 AM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

I don't know...do pasty-white, slightly-paranoid artsy-types show up on film? are they like vampires?

PIMP!!!

He'd probably get all exited if you tried to take his picture ... he'd definitely keep sliding over so understood ...

Try to find out something that he hates or an opinion/stance he totally disagrees with and pretend it's your mantra

eogara Posted: Sep 27, 2004 10:46 AM

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Posted by wc0143

Try to find out something that he hates or an opinion/stance he totally disagrees with and pretend it's your mantra

Definitely! Say the exact opposite, although he may see this as a good debate. Hmmm. Can you just reply with absolute nonsensical theories and say that you steadfastly agree with them? Since he chats you up because of your intelligence, I'd downplay that and suddenly become the Jessica Simpson of the office.

MonkeyLuv Posted: Sep 27, 2004 10:47 AM

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usuk2004 Posted: Sep 27, 2004 10:56 AM

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Have you tried Arsenic in his coffee??? Or being a pseudo-Brit, he probably drinks Earl Grey

MonkeyLuv Posted: Sep 27, 2004 10:57 AM

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usuk2004 Posted: Sep 27, 2004 11:00 AM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

USUK...hey! I drink earl grey!!!

It's okay, I'm pseudo-British ...just make sure you don't put arsenic in your own Earl Grey

wc0143 Posted: Sep 27, 2004 11:01 AM

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Posted by eogara

Posted by wc0143

Try to find out something that he hates or an opinion/stance he totally disagrees with and pretend it's your mantra

Definitely! Say the exact opposite, although he may see this as a good debate. Hmmm. Can you just reply with absolute nonsensical theories and say that you steadfastly agree with them? Since he chats you up because of your intelligence, I'd downplay that and suddenly become the Jessica Simpson of the office.

I AM ROLLING

wc0143 Posted: Sep 27, 2004 11:03 AM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Okay...so I just emailed him and said;
'Please take me off your e-mail list. Thank you.'

I didn't sign it....that's it. How many people think he's going to say something today?

and how many think I should pretend I don't speak English?

USUK...hey! I drink earl grey!!!

I smell a showdown on the horizon!!!

I can picture you on each end of your office - you in the baddest cowboy attire this side of the pecos and him in his chair, saddle shoes and that stupid Union Jack hat Joey wore when they went to London .....

NOW DRAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!