XOXO

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

He's very rodent-like... so maybe it's not fragile, but that slithering skeeviness that comes with the ickiness of rat tails.

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This description is Pulitzer-worthy!

I'm thinking and thinking and I can't come up with anyone off the top of my head.
He's got that effeminate fragile manner and a really soft voice. He's very rodent-like... so maybe it's not fragile, but that slithering skeeviness that comes with the ickiness of rat tails. And his facial hair reminds me of whiskers...and he's got a slight overbite, and 3 frajillion earrings in his ears. He's really skinny and never stands up straight which annoys me to no end.

Oh..he also reminds me a little of an elf. So he's like a rat-elf...or an elf-rat...or a relf.

His mannerisms annoy me, his voice, his existence.....everything annoys me.

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eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww sounds gross..

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Posted by wc0143

okay, so unitl now I pictured him in my mind as hlaf Niles from Fraiser and half 80's Brit wanna be dresser.

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Yeah, the earrings are really throwing me off

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

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Posted by wc0143

okay, so unitl now I pictured him in my mind as hlaf Niles from Fraiser and half 80's Brit wanna be dresser.

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Bwahahaha!!
He's totally half-Niles! but with tapered jeans, black t-shirts and button down shirts, so it's 80s-esque. He's also dark-haired. oh and bat-sh!t crazy.

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Oooh...now I'm picturing the guy from Tears for Fears

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

oh and bat-sh!t crazy.

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What color are his rat whiskers??

omg NCB is a dream compared to SS!!

Does anyone else in your office know he's like this? Or is it just you that he preys on?

Just try to ignore him and if he says 'did you read..' say no I don't have time. He's bound to get the hint SOON!

just be real curt and abrupt when he talks to you and that will do the trick

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

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Posted by usuk2004

Oooh...now I'm picturing the guy from Tears for Fears

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OMG!!! That's it! He's the guy from Tears for Fears crossed with the lead singer of Depeche Mode!!

USUK...you rock!!

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Can't find a pic of the Depeche Mode guy looking suitably freaky...but...here's Roland Orzabal (yikes, what a name!! )

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

oh you wonderful clueless people! Brushing him off and being curt was what got me into this mess! I'm just kidding!!! But seriously, I tried that root and it got me the creepy email...so I'm completely avoiding him and if he approaches me I'm telling him to leave me alone.

And if that actually works...I guess the Stealth Slider emails will come to an end!

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unfortunately, you can't have it both ways -- sometimes the only way to get rid of someone is to act like a total a$$

then when the email comes, don't reply

when he comes to the cube, brush him off

the job will get done