XP: baby shower game... need help with answer

i just came across a great baby shower game... but i need a litle help.

it's a take on the family fued

top five answers....

the two questions are:
TOP FIVE SIGNS YOU NEED AN EPI

and

TOP FIVE THINGS DAD WILL SAY IN THE DELIVERY ROOM

the thing is... there were no answers

can anyone come up with any?

tia

Its a boy/girl
OMG im a father

water broke
contractions
Dont EVER touch me AGAIN!!! LOL

cool.. this is a great start!

anyone else??

EPT test

1/ missed period
2/swollen boobs
3/vomiting
4/mood swings
5/want all the sex


DAD will say

1/ that's not the umbilical cord!
2/can you wipe all that stuff off him first?
3/I need a drink
4/ who wants a cigar
5/i love you my dear wife!

Breathe Breathe Breathe
Does it hurt?
Oh my god!
I love you baby...
You know, you'll have to start those kegel exercises

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Posted by ronnysbride

You know, you'll have to start those kegel exercises

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you are bad!!!

funny!! but bad

Husband says... nothing b/c he passed out!

bumping for 'night crew'

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Posted by Kara and Todd

Husband says... nothing b/c he passed out!

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Posted by JIFFY

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Posted by Kara and Todd

Husband says... nothing b/c he passed out!

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seems like this answer is going to be in the top five

I know that this is completely not answering your original question... but i saw a really funny (albeit gross) baby shower game on tv!

you met different candies (e.g., butterfinger, snickers, reeces... etc) and put the melted candies into diapers (to look like poop!) and people have to smell and taste the diaper contents to figure out what candy it is... and of course some prize must be involved!

thought it was cute