A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. the nurse starts with certain basic items.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '115,' she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 8,' she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5'.
She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' she screams, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
mark'smama
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This would explain why I have high blood pressure
Love4Eva
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very cute!
ETAB
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LOL LOL... so cute!
tara51799
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Very cute!!
chrissyandvin
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that was me the other day at the dr's!!!!!! I said i was like 10 pounds lighter..and when she weighed me. she was like 'well when was the last time you were weighed? I didn't know she was gonna weigh me!!!! I just like to think I weigh less!! don't all girls??
Ser29
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lol thats great
werock0709
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wematched
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FDWedding07
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Tiggeruth
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very funny....although the last time I went to the dr's i found out i was an inch taller...I always had it in my head I was 5-3 and then it turns out i am suddenly 5-4 :)
Nina
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Thats hilarious!!
BTW...I always lie about my weight...especially for the old driver's license
