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Yo Mama....

Original post by MrsERod

Your mama''s glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving.






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MrsERod Posted:

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Posted by rosaria

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

I am PIMP's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This thread has made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holla at our girl MRS EROD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I aim to please!!!!


Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts! BUT
jozieb0925 Posted:

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Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!



That was great..
MCDO15 Posted:

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lol at this entire thread
Ladybug63 Posted:

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Yo mama so fat she beeps when she backs up

Yo mama's house so small she got a door mat and had wall to wall carpeting.
KathleenG Posted:

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Yo Mama's azz is so big, I can watch a movie on it!!

Johnny&Maur Posted:

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Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed..

Yo mama is so old, her social security number is 1.

Yo mama so fat she went on a date wearing heels and came back in sandals!
MrsERod Posted:

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Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.

VS11 Posted:

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thats it for me,,I got no more 'Yo Mamma'..

this was great!!!!!!!!!!!
MrsERod Posted:

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Yo' mama so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!
DCSAAB06 Posted:

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Yo mamma is so bald u can see whats on her mind!



Yo Mamma is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company!
brooklynbridezilla Posted:

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Posted by DebsNY

Yo Mama's so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the W's

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Omg...MY cousin actually asked me why they are called M&M's when they are really 'W'.
MrsERod Posted:

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Posted by brooklynbridezilla

Posted by DebsNY

Yo Mama's so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the W's

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Omg...MY cousin actually asked me why they are called M&M's when they are really 'W'.



Preshy7 Posted:

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Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Dom n Nic Posted:

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Dom n Nic Posted:

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yo mama so fat she went to the zoo and people threw peanuts at her

Dom n Nic Posted:

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yo mama so fat it take her 2 trips to haul @$$

dkwife Posted:

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Yo Mama is so dumb she watches 60 minutes in a an hour and a half.

Dom n Nic Posted:

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yo mama so fat the whale from free willy FREED HER

Dom n Nic Posted:

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YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE SOLD THE CAR FOR GAS MONEY

Dom n Nic Posted:

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yo mama so stupid she went to DR DRE for a pap smear

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