Yo Mama....

Original post by MrsERod

May 13, 2005 10:50 AM

Your mama''s glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving.

next!

FeliciaDA Posted: May 13, 2005 11:09 AM

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Yo mama is so dumb she ordered her sushi well done

You mama is so dumb, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company

You mama is so fat when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said 'Sorry, we don't do curtains'

jozieb0925 Posted: May 13, 2005 11:09 AM

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Yo mama's so fat I hung a picture of her on the wall and it fell down...

Yo mama's so fat she takes up both sides of the family

Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the movie theater she sits next to everybody..

Yo mama's fat she cut her leg and RAGU poured out of it..

Yo father so skinny, he can hand glide from a DORITO..

OMG..I am peeing..

VS11 Posted: May 13, 2005 11:10 AM

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Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

diamondgrlie Posted: May 13, 2005 11:10 AM

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Yo Mama is so big when she goes outside wearing a yellow coat everyone yells 'Hey Taxi!'

VS11 Posted: May 13, 2005 11:11 AM

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Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!!!!!!!!!

ETA: AS I am reading these,,I am visioning it really happening!!!!!!!!!!!

SeptWed Posted: May 13, 2005 11:11 AM

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Yo Mama is so fat that after i finished having sex with her I rolled over twice and was still on top of her!

eogara Posted: May 13, 2005 11:11 AM

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Yo momma so ugly she tried to join an ugly contest and they said 'Sorry, no professionals'.

VS11 Posted: May 13, 2005 11:12 AM

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Posted by SeptWed

Yo Mama is so fat that after i finished having sex with her I rolled over twice and was still on top of her!

eogara Posted: May 13, 2005 11:13 AM

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Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

VS11 Posted: May 13, 2005 11:14 AM

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Ready for another nasty one????

should I post it??????????

MrsERod Posted: May 13, 2005 11:15 AM

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Posted by rosaria

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said 'Moving.'

bwahhhhhhhhhhhhHH

MrsERod Posted: May 13, 2005 11:16 AM

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Posted by eogara

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

OMG Eileen!!! PIMP!!

jozieb0925 Posted: May 13, 2005 11:17 AM

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Posted by MrsERod

Posted by eogara

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

OMG Eileen!!! PIMP!!

Ro, bring it on...

MrsERod Posted: May 13, 2005 11:18 AM

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Posted by rosaria

Ready for another nasty one????

should I post it??????????

post post post!!

VS11 Posted: May 13, 2005 11:20 AM

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Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

MrsERod Posted: May 13, 2005 11:20 AM

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Yo' mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth fall out!!!!

no stress bride Posted: May 13, 2005 11:20 AM

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Yo mama so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper!

VS11 Posted: May 13, 2005 11:22 AM

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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

I am PIMP's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This thread has made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holla at our girl MRS EROD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny&Maur Posted: May 13, 2005 11:22 AM

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Yo mama so fat she got a run in her blue jeans!!

Yo mama house so small, she has to go outside to eat a large pizza!

Yo mama teeth so yellow she can butter a whole loaf of bread!