Yo Mama....

MrsERod Posted: May 13, 2005 10:50 AM

Yo Mama....

Your mama''s glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving.

next!

MCDO15 Posted: May 13, 2005 10:53 AM

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Yo Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund!

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DebsNY Posted: May 13, 2005 10:55 AM

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Yo Mama's so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the W's

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lcherian Posted: May 13, 2005 10:55 AM

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Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon!

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

MrsERod Posted: May 13, 2005 10:56 AM

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Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

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MrsERod Posted: May 13, 2005 10:56 AM

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Posted by DebsNY

Yo Mama's so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the W's

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BWAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

lcherian Posted: May 13, 2005 10:56 AM

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Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

lcherian Posted: May 13, 2005 10:58 AM

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Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,'DING!'

MrsERod Posted: May 13, 2005 10:59 AM

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Yo' mama's lips are so big, she can whisper in her own ear.

VS11 Posted: May 13, 2005 11:00 AM

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Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was 'illegitiment' because she couldn't read

VS11 Posted: May 13, 2005 11:00 AM

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Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put 'O.K.'

VS11 Posted: May 13, 2005 11:02 AM

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Posted by lcherian

Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,'DING!'

RedHead Posted: May 13, 2005 11:03 AM

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VS11 Posted: May 13, 2005 11:03 AM

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this is a nasty one!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

FeliciaDA Posted: May 13, 2005 11:04 AM

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Posted by rosaria

this is a nasty one!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH N O ... now that one is NASTY (but hysterical)

jozieb0925 Posted: May 13, 2005 11:04 AM

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Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house..she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the drive way as a tanning bed..

*I think I said those right..