You know you're from queens if...
MPAS you inspired me hahahaha...theres also an astoria one but i cant find it.
SOOO many of these are true, the howard beach guys are prettier than their gf's part is HISTERICAL
>2. You or someone you know knows JOHN GOTTI
>3. Howard Beach, Whitestone and Middle Village girls all have a beef with each other
>4. Howard Beach guys act prettier than their girlfriends
>5. You've driven on the Franny Lew every weekend when you first got your license
>6. Cherry Valley is the best place on earth
>7. You always see someone 'doing it' in their car at Astoria Park when they're teenagers or climbing the bridge when they were younger
>8. PoP's/Bora Bora was your first club experience....aka The Black Horse in the 'OLDEN DAYS'
>9. The neighborhood you come from is known by the nationality of the people that live there: Astoria, Greek; Woodside, Irish; Howard Beach, Italian; Richmond Hill, 'Little Guyana'; Rego Park/Forest Hills, Jewish
>10. Byzantio is a place to go when all plans fail
>11. Everyone knows you can't have Whitestone and Howard Beach kids in one room
>13. Douglaston and Little Neck are more or less considered a part of The Island.
>14. You consider LL Cool J the best rapper in the business
>15. You consider Ridgewood a part of Brooklyn
>16. Everyone's had a job in some store/restaurant at Bay Terrace
>18. It's all about 'DRAMA' for Queens kids
>19. Getting a Hooker at Queensbridge only involves having $5 and a rubber
>20. Two fair zones are considered the 'good' neighborhoods
>21. Queens Blvd. is a great place to witness a hit and run
>22. When you say u're going to the 'mall' u don't mean Queens Center you mean Roosevelt Field
>23. You can tell immediately when Woodhaven turns into Crossbay Blvd.
>24. If you went to Catholic H.S at least 25% of your graduating class went to Saint John's U, and if you went to Public H.S 25% went to Baruch or Hunter College
>25. You always know where you're going once you're on the GCP or LIE
>26. The noises of airplanes and trucks put you to sleep
>27. Clearview golf course, Astoria park and Forest Park are great places to hold keg parties
>28. You think that the best pizzeria is the one you've been going to since you were little and nobody can tell you different
>29. You know the difference between a Bodega and a Deli... The bodega's the one that sells you alcohol w/o ID at 4 AM
>30. Corona Ice King has the best Italian ice in the world
>31. Townsend Harris is the only public highschool you're safe to go too
>32. You look forward to Bazaars because that's when you know summers around the corner and schools almost over.
>33. There's at least 3 diners on every major BLVD. in Queens
>34. If you want to pretend you're in the 'City' go to Astoria
>35. Public transportation in Queens takes so long and transferring is inevitable
>36. We think that Brooklyn and Long Island are so far away
>37. Your neighborhood was really good 10 years ago but now just 'your side' is still good
>38. Tanning salons are a must, they're all over the place now
>39. Everyone thinks their house is nicer than their next door neighbor
>40. NEVER drive on Main Street, Flushing ... Nobody knows how to drive there ... ENOUGH SAID
>41. Malba's like WHOA is this really Queens
>42. You can't understand why they put that big Green Citibank bldg. in Long
>Island City it sticks out like a saw thumb
>43. Nobody quite has an accent like someone from Queens it's all about the NASAL SOUNDS
>44. Can't realize why we're the only borough that can't just write our
>address _ _ _ _, Queens N. Y
>45. You get mail that has the wrong neighborhood written on it e.g. you're from Queens Village, it says Jamaica
>46. Your parents are apart of the Knights of Columbus
>47. METS will always be in queens so you can't put them down
>48. You will always see someone at 'The strip' Astoria Park
>49. Everyone knows someone who knows someone else
>50. You are proud not to be as ghetto as Brooklyn but not as stuck up as The Island.
>51. Your dad played on a softball or bowling league
>52. You or your mom/sister/girlfriend gets her nails done every week yet complains that they have no money
>53. All gas stations are run by Hindus...
>54. There are so many places to learn English yet the majority of people in Queens don't speak English.
>55. We are the biggest and most diverse borough of NYC
>56. The majority of kids who go clubbin are from Queens
>57. Queens kids always seem to come out with trends before anyone else
>58. There's always a petition that's goes around your neighborhood to stop the development of Low income housing
>59. Glendale consists of more dead people than alive
>60. There is something always under Construction in Queens
>61. You know where there are cops hiding out because they never change location.. dumb *****
>62. Everyone thinks they're better than everyone else depending on the neighborhood you come from
>63. There could be three different neighborhoods within three different blocks
>64. You've been/almost were in an accident with a cabbie at least once
>65. We know we're the best and thats all that matters
SOOO many of these are true, the howard beach guys are prettier than their gf's part is HISTERICAL
>2. You or someone you know knows JOHN GOTTI
>3. Howard Beach, Whitestone and Middle Village girls all have a beef with each other
>4. Howard Beach guys act prettier than their girlfriends
>5. You've driven on the Franny Lew every weekend when you first got your license
>6. Cherry Valley is the best place on earth
>7. You always see someone 'doing it' in their car at Astoria Park when they're teenagers or climbing the bridge when they were younger
>8. PoP's/Bora Bora was your first club experience....aka The Black Horse in the 'OLDEN DAYS'
>9. The neighborhood you come from is known by the nationality of the people that live there: Astoria, Greek; Woodside, Irish; Howard Beach, Italian; Richmond Hill, 'Little Guyana'; Rego Park/Forest Hills, Jewish
>10. Byzantio is a place to go when all plans fail
>11. Everyone knows you can't have Whitestone and Howard Beach kids in one room
>13. Douglaston and Little Neck are more or less considered a part of The Island.
>14. You consider LL Cool J the best rapper in the business
>15. You consider Ridgewood a part of Brooklyn
>16. Everyone's had a job in some store/restaurant at Bay Terrace
>18. It's all about 'DRAMA' for Queens kids
>19. Getting a Hooker at Queensbridge only involves having $5 and a rubber
>20. Two fair zones are considered the 'good' neighborhoods
>21. Queens Blvd. is a great place to witness a hit and run
>22. When you say u're going to the 'mall' u don't mean Queens Center you mean Roosevelt Field
>23. You can tell immediately when Woodhaven turns into Crossbay Blvd.
>24. If you went to Catholic H.S at least 25% of your graduating class went to Saint John's U, and if you went to Public H.S 25% went to Baruch or Hunter College
>25. You always know where you're going once you're on the GCP or LIE
>26. The noises of airplanes and trucks put you to sleep
>27. Clearview golf course, Astoria park and Forest Park are great places to hold keg parties
>28. You think that the best pizzeria is the one you've been going to since you were little and nobody can tell you different
>29. You know the difference between a Bodega and a Deli... The bodega's the one that sells you alcohol w/o ID at 4 AM
>30. Corona Ice King has the best Italian ice in the world
>31. Townsend Harris is the only public highschool you're safe to go too
>32. You look forward to Bazaars because that's when you know summers around the corner and schools almost over.
>33. There's at least 3 diners on every major BLVD. in Queens
>34. If you want to pretend you're in the 'City' go to Astoria
>35. Public transportation in Queens takes so long and transferring is inevitable
>36. We think that Brooklyn and Long Island are so far away
>37. Your neighborhood was really good 10 years ago but now just 'your side' is still good
>38. Tanning salons are a must, they're all over the place now
>39. Everyone thinks their house is nicer than their next door neighbor
>40. NEVER drive on Main Street, Flushing ... Nobody knows how to drive there ... ENOUGH SAID
>41. Malba's like WHOA is this really Queens
>42. You can't understand why they put that big Green Citibank bldg. in Long
>Island City it sticks out like a saw thumb
>43. Nobody quite has an accent like someone from Queens it's all about the NASAL SOUNDS
>44. Can't realize why we're the only borough that can't just write our
>address _ _ _ _, Queens N. Y
>45. You get mail that has the wrong neighborhood written on it e.g. you're from Queens Village, it says Jamaica
>46. Your parents are apart of the Knights of Columbus
>47. METS will always be in queens so you can't put them down
>48. You will always see someone at 'The strip' Astoria Park
>49. Everyone knows someone who knows someone else
>50. You are proud not to be as ghetto as Brooklyn but not as stuck up as The Island.
>51. Your dad played on a softball or bowling league
>52. You or your mom/sister/girlfriend gets her nails done every week yet complains that they have no money
>53. All gas stations are run by Hindus...
>54. There are so many places to learn English yet the majority of people in Queens don't speak English.
>55. We are the biggest and most diverse borough of NYC
>56. The majority of kids who go clubbin are from Queens
>57. Queens kids always seem to come out with trends before anyone else
>58. There's always a petition that's goes around your neighborhood to stop the development of Low income housing
>59. Glendale consists of more dead people than alive
>60. There is something always under Construction in Queens
>61. You know where there are cops hiding out because they never change location.. dumb *****
>62. Everyone thinks they're better than everyone else depending on the neighborhood you come from
>63. There could be three different neighborhoods within three different blocks
>64. You've been/almost were in an accident with a cabbie at least once
>65. We know we're the best and thats all that matters
