you will never hear church bells again without smiling....enjoy
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling . . .
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Sarah went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love yesterday morning.'
Horrified, Sarah told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
'Oh, no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was on Sunday mornings when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even . . . Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the 'Ding' and out on the 'Dong'.'
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if that ice cream truck hadn't come along . . . '
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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Sarah went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love yesterday morning.'
Horrified, Sarah told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
'Oh, no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was on Sunday mornings when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even . . . Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the 'Ding' and out on the 'Dong'.'
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if that ice cream truck hadn't come along . . . '
