Apparently I'm the hulk.

Today I had on a very thin material button down shirt.

I was at Stop and Shop before and reached all the way back to grab a jar of tomato sauce. I heard a ripppppppp and felt my shirt split in two.

LUCKILY I was a wearing a sweatshirt over it. So when I got home I took off the sweatshirt and sure enough the shirt was ripped all down the back I don't even want to think about people's reactions if I wasn't wearing a sweatshirt!

Seriously, how's that for making me feel a bit on the bigger side today? It's bad enough I'm bloated with AF in tow. So, I'm blaming the fact that its a cheaply made walmart shirt.

A couple weeks ago I got home, went to the bathroom and after I dropped my pants to the floor I noticed that I split them along the seem from my who ha to kinda up my butt crack. I don't know when I did it...and how long I was walking around the city like that - luckily I had on nude undies.

You're the hulk and I'm a fat a$s!

i had a shirt rip once - but mine was a NY & Co buttondown shirt so i couldn't blame the crappy quality ...

I was working at Victoria's Secret and it was our semi annual sale so I was allowed to dress a little more casual as long as I was wearing all black.

I was wearing these awesome cargos and they were a little snug, but i loved them and they made my butt look so cute!

I knelt down to get someone a couple gift boxes and heard RRRRIIIIPPPPPP!!!

I tore the WHOLE back of my panst!

I told my boss I had to run home and change! Thankfully I was working with the cool boss, so it was no prob, but Jeez!!!!

Don't make her mad!!

Don't worry- you are the LAST person who needs to worry about their weight- it's definitely the cheap-o walmart material!

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Posted by 2010BTB

A couple weeks ago I got home, went to the bathroom and after I dropped my pants to the floor I noticed that I split them along the seem from my who ha to kinda up my butt crack. I don't know when I did it...and how long I was walking around the city like that - luckily I had on nude undies.

You're the hulk and I'm a fat a$s!

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I had that happen but in the c*rotch (can't say without the star! ) area! But I had a long shirt on so it was okay. I safety pinned it shut just to be safe.

ETA: So what does that mean I have... FUPA?!

def. the shirt.

I cracked our brand new toilet seat the other day.... yeap, true story

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Posted by jilliibabii

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Posted by 2010BTB

A couple weeks ago I got home, went to the bathroom and after I dropped my pants to the floor I noticed that I split them along the seem from my who ha to kinda up my butt crack. I don't know when I did it...and how long I was walking around the city like that - luckily I had on nude undies.

You're the hulk and I'm a fat a$s!

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I had that happen but in the c*rotch (can't say without the star! ) area! But I had a long shirt on so it was okay. I safety pinned it shut just to be safe.

ETA: So what does that mean I have... FUPA?!

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whats fupa again?

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Posted by cateydee
whats fupa again?

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Fat
Upper
P(kitty)
Area

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Posted by 2010BTB

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Posted by cateydee
whats fupa again?

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Fat
Upper
P(kitty)
Area

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In this case, Jill... I dont know That would be the ONLY part of you that's fat!

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Posted by 2010BTB

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Posted by cateydee
whats fupa again?

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Fat
Upper
P(kitty)
Area

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KITTY! AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Posted by Becca2010

KITTY! AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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MIKE WAZOWSKI!!!

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Posted by cateydee

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Posted by 2010BTB

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Posted by cateydee
whats fupa again?

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Fat
Upper
P(kitty)
Area

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In this case, Jill... I dont know That would be the ONLY part of you that's fat!

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Actually, I've only recently learned what a FUPA was and I was dying to use it.

And thank you!

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Posted by CarolAnn721

Be glad you didn't know what a FUPA was... Unfortunely, I suffer from the FUPA or as I sometimes call it, a GUNT

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??? splain please

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Posted by CarolAnn721

Be glad you didn't know what a FUPA was... Unfortunely, I suffer from the FUPA or as I sometimes call it, a GUNT

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See now, GUNT just sounds mean. At least FUPA sounds fun.